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3/21/2017 2:14:33 AM
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How do I know what size condoms I need?
Like does the box give measurements? Like what do they consider big or medium, I don't want one that's too small or too big.
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Get the gold pack.
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Just buy a box of regular fuсking condoms.
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Buy a couple boxes of different sizes. That way if the one you're wearing is too big, just put a smaller one over the top and it will fit like a glove.
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1 Respuestaweak ass pullout game beta male. lemme guess, you need to be prepared?
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2 RespuestasDid you try Xbox.com?
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3 RespuestasSend pics...
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1 RespuestaLook man if your at the point where you don't know what size your swinging . . . Abstain my friend !!!
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1 RespuestaJust buy some Hefty trash bags and you'll be fine.
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4 RespuestasFind the nearest Philips head screwdriver
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12 RespuestasThat stuff does not have a 100% chance of working. I was conceived while my Mom was on birth control [i]and[/i] had her tubes tied.
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1 RespuestaJust buy a damn box, seriously if you go in the store you will notice that most available are of average size, chances are you fall into that category. If you get normal and find they aren't big enough then congratulations, you get to buy the large size box
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5 RespuestasJust try them out right in the aisle
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1 RespuestaSee if it fits your pinky. If it does, you're good.
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1 RespuestaHire a hooker and get her advice.
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3 RespuestasBuy two boxes of each, go home, try each size on, go with the one that best fits, do whatever you please with the others ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 RespuestaHow can we help you without pics?
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4 RespuestasLet me tell you a story There was this kid who went into a pharmacy he walker around for a while and finally he came up to the counter and said to the pharmacist "I need condoms, I'm going over to my girlfriends house to meet her parents and I think she'll want to have sex afterwards. She seems like a real freak so I might need a lot" so the pharmacist helps him pick out a box and he leaves. Later that night he goes over and before they eat he says grace and goes on and on, when he's finally done his girlfriend whispers to him I had no idea you're so religious and he whispers back well I had no idea your dad is a pharmacist
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2 RespuestasJam a stihl down your urethra
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5 RespuestasEditado por Falchion: 3/22/2017 2:30:08 PMIf she's under 18, abstain. At any moment, if she's mad at you, she can say you r a p e d her or she didn't want to have sex with you. She legally doesn't have consent over herself till she's 18, and neither do you. Her parents can -blam!- you up with a horrible lawsuit that'll haunt you for the rest of your life. Girls are bad if you're under 18. Abstain.
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1 RespuestaIf you have to ask, don't get magnums.
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6 RespuestasJust half your age and add seven.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Cerberus64: 3/22/2017 12:17:58 PMMost pharmacists/chemists have a changing room - just ask the assistant next time you're buying them if you can try them on to make sure they fit.
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Just switch to your other hand, it is jealous, so it will let you bareback it!
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2 RespuestasForget condoms. Everything they tell you about them in high school health class is a lie.
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5 RespuestasShow the pharmacist your dick
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Just whip it out in the store.
