So today at my work (fast food) I was doing my thing. Not too busy or hard. Just boredom. One of my co-workers comes up to me and this other guy that also works there. Co-worker #1 found a rock in the corner of the store with a smiley-face drawn on it. She me and co-worker #2 say that this is now the new face of the company. The night goes on and he just sat at a corner of my register. Later co-worker #2 gets a penny for this rock to sit on. He needs to be more comfortable. Then we get an idea. This penny is his throne. This rock. Now. Is our leader. We try to decide what to call him. Co-worker #3 sees what we're doing and suggests Rocky. Not nearly a holy enough name for our new king! Myself and co-worker #2 brainstorm. Suggestions are thrown around like Steve and other basic garbage. Then it hits co-worker #2 and I. DWAYNE. THE. ROCK. No other name could be more fitting for our new leader. The rest of work agrees. After this we found it fitting that we make a crown for our new god. Anything we tried ended up looking like a bonnet or a pilgrims hat. Then it hits me and co-worker #2. THIS WAS THE FIRST ROCK IN NORTH AMERICA. This rock existed before all things. We bowed in worship to our newest deity and myself and co-worker #2 are attempting to either convert or kill off the heathens who do not accept DWAYNE. Offtopic. I tell this story to you in order to ask you one question. Will YOU join us in the almighty praise of Dwayne The Rock. All Hail Lord Dwayne. TL;DR: Me and co-worker get rock with face. Rock with face is newest form of deity. Join us.