So my friends are having trouble dealing with this dickwad bully and I was wondering if anyone had any advice on what I could do besides get in a fight (freshman year and I don't need to do it again)
Edit: for everyone asking for context this guy keeps stealing my friebds' things. Food cards and some other things. I can't get in a fight because then it becomes a repeated offense
Thanks for the support. I appreciate it.
Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah all that jazz.
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You don't have to publicly fight this kid. But you can put the fear in him in private
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1 RespuestaUm well you clearly can't tell a teacher because... Um... ... Reasons?
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12 Respuestas[b][i][u]KILL HIM.[/u][/i][/b]
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Stab him with a rusty spork
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1 RespuestaIdk if you can not be violent. Here's what I would try first though. 1. Get your friends together and if he attempts to bully you just tell him to piss off. Do it with all your friends. If he becomes aggressive beat him up before he can beat you up. If he's not a cave man though he'll ask why. From here he might either become aggressive (if so beat the shit out of him) or he might seriously be wondering why. He might think that it was more of a game then anything else, or he might just be trying to get friends because he is lonely and the only way he can get people to talk to them is if he bullies them. 2. If none of the above work, ie. you and your friends DON'T want to get suspended from your school and the bully wont talk it out, then honestly just tell a good teacher. I know it seems childish, but if the teacher actually cares about her students and about her job, she'll get the bully in a world of trouble-more then you ever could. 3. Let him bully you, then when he has a family go to his house wait until his family is sleeping and eat his children. Works 100% of the time, I would know.
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1 RespuestaMake him lick white dog shit in a public park
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I mean, the politically correct answer is go to teachers or counsellors, but considering that'll give you a bad rep in school you all need to gang up and whoop their ass.
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1 RespuestaShoot up the school. He won't mess with you then
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2 Respuestas[i]They will try to kill you. Kill. Them. Back. Yesssss?[/i]
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Report him as a sex offender and he will not be able to go near a school again.
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Sex them
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Stab them.
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Get a Military Shovel Sharpen the Edges Kill them with it Use the sane Shovel to Bury the Body
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2 RespuestasKill them. Worked for me... Though 2 handy bits of advice to follow would be... 1. Bury the body either head or feet down rather than laying down, one it's a smaller area that's less likely to be randomly discovered and satellites are able to find the longer dig sites a lot easier. 2. Bury a dead animal on top of the body. So bury the body, cover it with dirt and then bury an animal on top. Therefore when police come to search the area, the dog will find something, they start to dig only to find it's just an animal and then leave it alone... [spoiler]if you couldn't guess, I got this from tumblr... neither of these were my idea... =p[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaBeat him up, the consequences of getting into a fight or two really aren't that bad in the long run. I wish I'd resorted to violence once or twice while I was in school lol
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2 Respuestasbeen there. My advice: Use a bait to catch him red handed, then bust him. Try getting something he's stolen multiple times and is likely to steal again. Then put something on it (ink, stain or something else hard to remove from the skin, but won't cause damage) then leave it where he has stolen one before early in the school day and wait. If he takes it, you will have proof because of the marks on his fingers/hands and pockets (or wherever he stashed your stuff). Then plainly explain to the cop/Dean or whoever handles disciplinary stuff at your school what you did, and that whoever stole what is missing will have the telltale marks on him, and that you believe you know who it was (don't claim to be 100% positive even if you are, seeming open minded makes your story more believable and generally makes people more willing to work with you). Basically, if you can't fight him, then outsmart him. Bullies are generally not as clever as they'd like you to believe, and are predictable. Be patient, plan, and exploit that mistake when it happens -Good luck guardian
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See the problem with me would be I could only be bullied physically as I can turn most insults into a joke on myself at my own expense to make things not bad at all
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Piss on him to assert dominance
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3 Respuestas1v1 him in CoD
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Call the police and end it lol
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I've been bullied before and been made fun of in front of my whole class. To be honest it didn't feel to good but I kept my eyes on the path that lays ahead and I wouldn't let him bother me. Just be strong and don't EVER give in to him. Hope the bully stops. Merry Christmas
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Different situations haver to be handled differently, but I've found fights don't solve a whole lot anyway most of the time. Shaming someone had always worked better for me. Step 1: Talk to him. Tell him flat out that you're tired of putting up with him and if things don't stop you're going to make his life miserable. Step 2: If he doesn't cool it find ways to disgrace him. Leave gay porno mags in his desk and arrange for other people to be close by when he finds it. Write embarrassing things on his desk (I'm assuming this is a high school thing) Find any way you can to make his life a living hell and make sure he knows the only way it stops is if he backs off. This worked for me back in the day.
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Tell your friends to solve their own problems.
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-blam!- him right in the pussy
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Give him zero attention and steal his stuff
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Capture him and keep him as a slave for your desires. That'll teach him.