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Editado por Fourteen 88:
12/6/2016 7:14:53 PM
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Attention fellow Offtopickities.
Today is the day I'm getting divorced. And I'm not losing anything to her either. I am going to celebrate. I'm gonna tie cans to the back of my car, get a bumper sticker that says "Just Divorced" and drive around the city honking my horn. I hope you are all happy for me. I am free once again!
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1 RespuestaIm supposed to be getting married in 6 months and every day that goes by I want to less and less.
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Lol why would you ever get married that just sounds like a bad time literally every circumstance neither party is ever happy and couples that are happy would've been happy together whether they were married or not
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3 RespuestasWhat the -blam!- is an offtopickity?
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4 RespuestasMy dad likes to say this: If a man wants someone dead, he kills him up front. But if a woman wants someone dead, she kills them slowly over a lifetime.
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3 RespuestasYou may think you wont lose anything but you will. Women have all the power now especially post divorce. She can literally just claim -blam!- or abuse sometime in your past relationship and get anything she wants because of how jacked up the legal system is. So i hope you do well i really do because my friend is dealing with a similar situation right now.
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1 RespuestaCongrats!
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Did you wonnered?
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5 RespuestasIm so sorry that this happened but your happy so. Thats ok??? Right???
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Yes! great job man!
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You're free from the ball and chain!
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seen people get completely -blam!-ed and lose like half their salary to the other person
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Story time?
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Our supply salesman always says the year he got divorced was the best year of his life. So if you're happy then congratulations
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Yes and so is she. I have to be neutral it's in my nature.
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Yay? [spoiler]Is she that bad?[/spoiler] [spoiler]And if so, why did you get married in the first place?[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasEditado por HollowedWayfarer: 12/7/2016 2:59:45 AMYou can do something this one guy did after he divorced his wife when he caught her cheating with his best friend. Move to the house right next to them, construct a giant statue of a hand flipping off their house, and keep it lit up so they never forget. Warning: this image is not for the easily butt hurt. https://d2nyfqh3g1stw3.cloudfront.net/photos/featured_Screen_Shot_2013-11-15_at_5.37.57_PM_9592.jpg
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Uh... good job?
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I shall initiate celebratory nipple-twisting in your honor.
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2 RespuestasMake it an onion carriage! I really hope other people get that
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1 RespuestaRelevant
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4 Respuestas*suddenly spams paradise*
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Damn lucky not to be losing your shit man.
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Sounds like you had a bad time.
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2 RespuestasCome back to us in a month or so.
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Um...Congrats?...As long as your happy
