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Editado por Just Shaded:
12/1/2016 5:39:46 AM
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This is how you assemble a raid group.
Here are your assembly parts when doing a raid:
Asshole who claims to have done this raid 600 times, but doesn't know how to pick up relic at the beginning when though the prompt is on screen.
Noob who swears he's a quick learner, but gets killed by the same thrall 12 times.
That guy who never really talks, but is pretty good and when he does talk is kinda cool.
The 12 year old that never shuts up and usually never lasts past totems.
The guy who blares music through his headset and gets kicked and replaced before the ship puzzle.
You
Any questions?
Edit: the fact this has gotten as many comments as it has amazes me. Oh and I chose King's Fall because that was by far the worst raid I've ever seen for LFG posts. The amount of people who I saw boasting ridiculous amounts of clears who ended up sucking was ridiculous. I also don't LFG often if ever for WoTM. I have a fixed raid team now, so I don't really have anything for comedy purposes about it.
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#Destiny
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2 RespuestasYou forgot the adult who won't stop complaining about how he died
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2 RespuestasThe optimal raid group: 6 Bladedancers.
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1 RespuestaI jokingly get called out for "always saying nice shit" My catch phrase is "good shit boys, let's do that again" when we have a good damage phase
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14 RespuestasYou forgot these: The kid who blames everyone but himself after he dies within the first minute. The southern tard who needs to learn basic gameplay (deemed yeehaws in my group) The micro manager who will have a hissy fit if you run the wrong anything (perk, gun, subclass) The has his mouth or fan 2 inches away from his headset. The "experienced raiders'' who die near instantly and blame everything but himself. The PvP kid who has to let you know PvE is so easy and proceeds to die. The people who claim to know the mechanics, but ask how to shoot their gun. The I'm 400 LL therefor I'm the best (like woah pal congrats) The way below LL kids who say they can do the raid, but don't listen and don't use cover. The ''I'm going to get pissy and leave'' guy. The "I need a snack/water/bathroom/had to do something" guy who is waited on only to get auto booted and when he gets back he shuts his PS4/Xbone off. And various combos of multiple of these. [spoiler]I hate lfg[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasDon't forget the player with a loud ass kid or infant in the background. Thanks to those players during a raid....
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>everyone saying they're the good silent player
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The only people I can't stand are the ones who just can't kill enemies and who can't stay alive. It's not hard. It's not. At the very least, just stay alive. That's all I ask.
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2 RespuestasOn a little different note, this is how I feel when I play Trials ... https://youtu.be/U7fjDS0jKiE
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1 RespuestaI'm the one that doesn't talk and is good
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Im more like the guy who rarely talks when it matter whom is really good:) im always prepared
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1 RespuestaGuy who kinda talks is spot on, always have one of those guys.
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I've been that 12 year old a few times (I am 12). But most of the time I talk a moderate amount.
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i never finished KF always got kicked for messing one thing up once
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10 RespuestasI'm the guy who never talks, I listen and follow directions I also research raids long before I step foot inside, the old WoW Raider in me won't let me go in half assed
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3 RespuestasI'm the 390 who asks for 360+ In normal mode because I enjoy hearing them say "YEEEES!!!" when we beat something. =}
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[quote]That guy who never really talks, but is pretty good and when he does talk is kinda cool.[/quote] That's me unless I know the general basics (personality, humor, language, etc.) of each person in the group I'm talking to.
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4 RespuestasCan't forget the "coach" tries to tell everyone how to do everything when everyone already knows.
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3 RespuestasYou forgot me: Dude who can't get past the jumping puzzles. Especially the wall of thrusting dicks. My god I hated that part. I'm so happy WotM has jumping puzzles designed for 4 year olds.
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1 RespuestaEditado por shmacklife456: 12/1/2016 3:41:48 PMIm the guy who doesnt talk!!!...now im wondering have i ever raided with the guy who posted this ..#Mindfckkk
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1 Respuestasolo player so im mostly quiet, do my call outs, some chatting lol what do you expect were strangers haha in pvp I'll be a bit more salty
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1 RespuestaI'm the guy who never talks unless I have a siva charge or empowerment. Other than that if I lfg I never talk I can handle my own, and rarely die unless it is a wipe. I just don't make good social company
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That sounds like my last raid team LOL
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Had a guy in one of my few attempts at Kings Fall who would suicide if he was torn between dimensions, he wouldn't even try, it was just "wipe guys" even happened on the second deathsinger and after that we booted him
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2 RespuestasI go in blind with a 12 pack. Get drunk Finish/don't finish the raid Forget what went on Try to raid again sometime going in blind because I don't remember the last attempt Usually someone will talk shit to me I leave and go play crucible Although I do remember getting to that stupid math part of this new raid and pissing everyone off for jumping on the wrong thingys 🍺
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2 RespuestasI've only done VoG and crota all the way through. Never done kf and I almost finish wotm one time. So I've probably been in about a half dozen raids total and I've experienced almost everything list on your post and others reply. Most of those reasons is why I don't, won't raid.
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My favourite is the kid who posts about old raids as it takes him this long to figure them out
