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11/23/2016 5:42:52 AM
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Don't challenge or accept a match of 1v1...
If you can't win! Funniest thing happened today. So I was trying to get bounties and trying out new weapons in elimination, you know not trying. When I lose a Match 5-4 because I guy on my team went afk. I ended 7-7 kd so a 1 kd. Then one of them has the nerve to message saying "you're trash"
Booooooiiiiiii I got so triggered I messaged him
"1v1 me then on my titan"
He's like OK then. They were all in a fire team btw.
So I go over to my titan get my grasp of Malok and pocket infinity
Burning shrine elimination 1v1
He's acting all cocky super sweaty build
He had matador and a TLW with juggernaut.
He says "you're seriously gonna use pocket infinity?"
I said, "hell yeah boi you ain't ready"
So the match starts and he tries to rush me right off the bat. Zzzzzz ratatata boom.
He's dead.
It continues on I have a 3-0 lead. He's all complaining to his teammates
"I've never encountered a pocket infinity before I don't know what to do"
I chased him all over the map. He only won twice. One by super and the other camping corner.
I crushed him 5-2 he's like "I wasn't doing good Cuz blah blah blah..."
Moral of the story. Don't talk smack if you can't back it up.
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2 RespuestasBut you challenged him... So what's your point?
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22 RespuestasIMO, if you are going to 1v1....rule #1 is primary only.
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3 RespuestasThis may be the greatest thing I've ever read on these forums.... I don't care about the content of the story at all. You 1v1 someone and beat them after they talked smack. I've seen that movie before. It was the way it was written! Gosh... the title is such a bait and switch. You have us thinking "oh some story about his IP address getting hacked etc..." but then BAM, diversion. Now it's not so much that in that instance I immediately knew what the rest of the story was about, it's the fact that you followed up with "funniest thing happened" meaning you knew you captured your reader. How can I not keep reading???? You've basically said "yeah, I know my title got you. You're already here so you might as well read the rest, right?" The pacing is brilliant, it's like a Paul Thomas Anderson film. Just enough but not so slow that I get worn out. Hats off sir, great writing.
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He got what he deserved
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2 RespuestasNow if that isnt proof that Fusion rifles need a nerf! :D
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1 RespuestaEditado por Urban Shade: 11/24/2016 4:15:47 AMWhy elimination tho? Just curious
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Nice story But anything can happen in a 1v1
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Considering that in a 1v1 there would always be a winner and a lower, your title makes no sense. You're literally telling people to never do 1v1.
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I wish I got victory messages like you :/ I got to usually rile em up with a gg
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1v1 me pocket infinity only.
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5 RespuestasI think people that talk a bunch of smack generally aren't that good. Most people that are good let their game play speak for itself.
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1 RespuestaLosing a match doesn't really prove anything. Especially when you're using a weapon that isn't even allowed in competitive matches. GG though. It's always nice shitting on a shit talker...I mean, a full fireteam breaking 5-4 in elimination against randos is pretty pathetic. Definitely no room for trash talk on his end imo, so good shit lol.
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1 RespuestaHahaha I do the same with tea bagging. I don't do it unless it's done to me, and if they're worse I [u]always[/u] message them saying "Don't start what ya can't finish, bud!"
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1v1 me I'll shit on you :) nobody cares tbh
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4 RespuestasI can beat you any day...
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Wait.. You challenged him, he didn't challenge you. Don't accept the challenge if you are going to lose..lol and he did.
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2 RespuestasWell 1v1s in destiny are stupid, it's just pre aiming all the angles and then spamming grenades until you get a tag and push off that.
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2 RespuestasI want to 1v1 you now, just to see how I would do
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1 RespuestaAt least he had a pair to actually play you. People try to talk smack on me and anytime I throw the 1v1 challenge in there, I get an insult and something dumb to the extent of, "I don't play sorry individuals." Lmao Nice job!
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2 RespuestasWritten by a 13 year old.
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1 RespuestaMost requests I get to 1v1 anyone, I always reply back asking for their home address.
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You sir are a true American hero
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Ahaha, nice. This makes me wanna pull my Pocket Infinity back out of the vault and take it for a spin.
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1 RespuestaI pulled out a necrochasm once. They guy had no idea what I was using
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Well there is one winner and one loser or there isn't a 1v1 .....just commenting on the title since there is no way I'm reading that story
