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Editado por SmoggyPluto:
11/18/2016 2:32:33 AM
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WILL CARRY FOR MONEY
My cost:
I charge 2,500 glimmer a ride.
My experience:
I can bench 250 and squat 400 (planets). I've got the strength to carry anyone.
My competitors:
I cannot tell you how many times I've gotten into an argument with Uber's heads. They feel that their carrying and taking people places service is superior, but we all know there is nothing quite like a peaceful carry through the park with a wife and kids.
Disclaimer:
I assure you I will not get a sexual thrill from this, I simply do it because it is what I love to do. But you still have to follow me on twitch to be eligible - and refer to me as "big daddy" while I carry you.
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#Destiny
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1 RespuestaSmogy used to practice roundhouse kicks in the Sahara Rainforest......😲👊😲
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2 RespuestasWILL MONEY FOR CARRY
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2 RespuestasALL HAIL SMOGGYPLUTO!!!
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2 RespuestasI have a better deal: I will [b][i][u]attempt[/u][/i][/b] to take you to the lighthouse, free of charge. I can win on long range maps, that's about all. To make sure you use my service, I have never been to the lighthouse. [spoiler]Deal or No Deal?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Seal[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaSmoggy once convince a mirror that he wasn't there.
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Editado por shaad: 11/19/2016 12:21:43 AMCarry ya hoe smoggy pluto
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3 RespuestasThis isn't the real smoggypluto people
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You prick, i can't believe you would exploit something as easy as carrying. I've been running my own business down here in the last city for 5,000 glimmer per person, and now you you damn guardians started taking my business down one carry at a time. WELL NO MORE I WILL BUILD A WALL AROUND THE TOWER AND FORCE YOU BACK TO YOUR TRAVELER, OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE, GAURDIANS ARE TAKING OUR JOBS!!
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1 RespuestaWe love you smoggy
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[b][i][u]SYLOCK THE DEFILED[/u][/i][/b]
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Editado por Jezseb: 11/18/2016 11:09:35 AMSkolas needs a carry, to carry through gaurdians repeatedly killing me, also Do you accept strange coins cause I'm outta glimmer
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2 RespuestasCan I call you onii-chan instead?
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You take Network Keys and/or Blue Polyphage? I have plenty to spare. As well as Siken Codex and House Banners.
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Ever try bear back? I did for a while, but I got sore. What's with that look? I was talking about horse riding.
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6 RespuestasI feel like most people don't know who the God SmoggyPluto is anymore. Hail SmoggyPluto!
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14 Respuestas[spoiler]Sex Panther[/spoiler] [spoiler]60% of the time, it works every time[/spoiler] [spoiler]Yep, it's made from bits of real Panther so you know it's good[/spoiler] [spoiler]It's a formidable scent, it stings the nostrils[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasTROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! We get you swole in the Crucibro!
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Will you carry my bags....I tip well
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big daddy [spoiler]you need to stop[/spoiler]
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Can u carry me to Xylar? [spoiler]will pay in pasta[/spoiler]
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Ok, but if you feel a stick in your back, don't worry it's just my penis.
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1 RespuestaAtleast you changed your named to Smoggy instead of trying to be an imposter of Smoggy Pluto.
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World War 2 never happen... smoggy just had a temper tantrum.
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Can I ride on Xylar?
