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11/14/2016 9:27:04 PM
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ARE THE POSTMASTERS THE MOST OP CHARACTERS IN THE UNIVERSE????
Alright so bare with me here. All of us guardians go into these raids and barely win. It's usually a pretty difficult task(for most players) HOWEVER, The POSTMASTER, always comes in and gets dropped loot. How does he do this? I have 2 theories. 1. The Postmasters are respected throughout all races in the universe. This means fallen, cabal, taken, human, whatever it may be. They all respect the job the postmaster does. How else would he be able to get all the loot in some of the games hardest challenges? Theory 2. THEY ARE BADASS. They run in after us and SOLO EVERYTHING just to get the loot we forgot. All races tremble at their feet knowing they cannot defeat the mighty postmasters. Let me know what you guys think! Just thought I'd bring this up because since game release NOBODY HAS QUESTIONED THIS INSANELY OP WARRIOR.
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Post-Masters, they achieved a higher ranking after master!
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7 RespuestasWhen Randal fell to Xylar, he transferred his soul to the Postermaster. It all makes sense now...
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They don't have to solo anything, we already killed it all. They could come in right after we finish while everything is dead. But wait. What if... [spoiler]The postmasters are the ones that reset each strike, reviving all the enemies and boss. The postmasters are evil. The postmasters are trying to take down the city from within.[/spoiler]
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Secretly the post masters guild is lead by sweep bot. And we all know the Stranger got teleportation from post masters, jumping around doing stuff. The question is, because they are vex why do they help us?
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Does anyone remember in W.A.L.L.E when he was always running around the big spaceship, and no matter where he went, or how dangerous it was, the little cleaning robot went after him? I can totally imagine Sweeper Bot sweeping up after us with her broom and totally not realising she's wandered into the Dreadnaught or the Perfection Complex.
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5 RespuestasWell, technically, Kadi's description says ghost transmats the engrams to her. Although I can't stop picturing Kadi 55-30 running along the top of the wall dual wielding Thunderlord and Gjallarhorn, scooping up engrams in a satchel.
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2 RespuestasPostmaster has some extreme version of the shoot to loot weapon perk
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1 RespuestaTHIS is a proper use of the "Lore" tag.
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You mean they come in... after we kill everything... neither of your ideas work...
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The Postmasters are superior beings that receive offerings from all races (Fallen, Vex, Hive, Cabal, etc.) in hopes of avoiding the true wrath of the machine.
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6 RespuestasEditado por Jykeous: 11/17/2016 1:24:51 AMSon, when you grow up, you're going to be an even better guardian than me. No dad! I wanna be a postmaster! Pew Pew! Bang Bang! Oh, son. . .
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9 Respuestasdoes that mean warlocks soloing the raids are actualy postmasters in training?
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Guardian, these are the questions we should be asking. You must obviously play a Warlock.
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4 RespuestasEditado por MuffsFatMan: 11/15/2016 12:33:08 PMWell bad guys and bosses need their mail as well. I mean how [b]awkward[/b] if Aksis all the sudden shuts down that's to not paying the [b]electricity bill[/b]. He is simply neutral.
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Have you ever noticed there are no toilets in destiny? There are postmaster nanobots hidden inside every map. They clean up after the guardians leave. Like elves, we never see them. They collect our loot and beam it up to the postmaster. Then they restock the loot chests, and wander off chuckling to themselves.
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2 RespuestasCan all you self proclaimed "lorists" please take the stick out of your butt and let this innocent forum poster have his own, original fun?
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15 RespuestasYou can hover over the description of the postmaster. It says that your ghost brings back engrams that you missed. Your theory is debunked. Goodbye.
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2 RespuestasEditado por Zero: 11/16/2016 2:38:56 AMWhat in the name of Jesus suffering fck are you talking about?
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5 RespuestasEditado por Wicked: 11/15/2016 6:29:19 PMWell I mean.. The loot that we missed in the raids is in the rooms with all the creatures we [b][i]just[/i] massacred[/b]. So it's probably not that tough. Just sayin. Also Kadi is so sweet and nice all the time she probably just asks the bad guys to let her go in and get the stuff and they're just like 'sure darlin go right ahead'..
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2 RespuestasI've heard of "brain farts" before ...but after reading this it seems your brain just shitted on itself.....
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The Postmasters are the Nine [i]*X-Files theme plays*[/i]
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2 RespuestasI hope this is satire
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They are second only to the architects
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Once they pick up too much of your left over loot that we forgot to pick up, rather than saving them for us, or giving them away, they simply will them out of existence. They can destroy matter at will, which should be impossible. Either the postmasters are gods, or posses such immense power that they are limited to parcel management.
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Postmaster needs a buff. He is weak because he can only carry limited inventory
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I can only imagine those poor frames hunting among the carnage of our battles, picking through dead enemies and forgotten orbs of light. The frame trips on a vex limb, gets back up, dusts itself off, picks up another blue engram. At this point they must be more sick of rare quality gear than we are. Seriously that has got to be the shittiest job in tower. I hope they have good benefits at least.
