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11/2/2016 2:37:10 PM
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Funny Lore things that make you laugh
Any aspect of the lore make you laugh? I always have a chuckle at Cayde when he mocks the Cabal for "loyalty beyond death" when we were actually raised from the dead and have no choice but to be loyal
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Cayde is only the vanguard because he lost a bet with a friend that went out and died (can't remember his name). Now he feels guilty because I'd he had won the bet the other hunter would of been safely in the tower
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The fact that no matter how bad ass and manly oryx acts, back in the old days long ago before humanity, oryx was still technically a princess
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The anomaly crucible map ghost fragment card
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6 RespuestasThe banter between the Vanguard in the owl sector logs: [i] ZAV: Dr. Shirazi appears to have been fond of Persian poetry. The Bypass Authority has been able to reconstruct entire ghazals by rearranging her passphrases. CY6: I imagine the two of you purring with happiness over that. IR: I am not as fond of poetry as Zavala, but I do appreciate the historical insight. ZAV: I did not purr. Purring is not something I do.[/i] Zavala; gigantic nerd, confirmed. <3 [i]CY6: It can’t be that civilian in the hospital wing, can it? ZAV: Cayde. CY6: I’m just funning, Zavala. ZAV: Do you want her to bring up that frame of yours? Because she will. CY6: Close the records, Ghost. Thanks.[/i] Would you like some aloe for that burn, Cayde?
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6 RespuestasBrilliance: 3.2[spoiler][quote]SHU: They're Guardians, Quist. Means the Light has cooked their brains. Haven't you seen them dancing in the Plaza, for no reason, with no music at all?[/quote][/spoiler]Splendor: 2.6[spoiler][quote] CY6: It's not their strong suit. They’re not good at staying off my table, either. Stinkers. [/quote][/spoiler]Ghost fragment: Cabal 4[spoiler][quote] - overwhelmed by Guardian fireteam/Vex pressure. few survivors. survivors reported Guardians foraging for equipment, dancing, and performing acrobatics with light vehicles. [/quote][/spoiler] My favorite funny lore bits.
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Cabal 4
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5 RespuestasFrom the First Light dead Ghost. [quote][u.1:01] There used to be an ancient theory that the moon was made of Swiss cheese. [u.2:01] Swiss cheese? [u.1:02] Yeah, full of holes. [u.2:02] Sure that was a theory? Sounds more like a prophecy.[/quote]
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26 RespuestasI find it funny how on the sepiks perfected strike before starting the fight shiro says "get in there and show them that their God is nothing but metal and tech" bit of irony in that.
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2 RespuestasNot grimoire but still funny Cayde: help yourself to the glimmer but leave the exotics for me guardian. When I get out of this tower, whoo ho ho. .. Ghost: Cayde there's nothing but fallen caches here Cayde: they took all my loot!?.....it's like there's no rules....
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The convo between Cayde and Eris about festival and replacing her ship is pretty funny
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6 RespuestasFlavor text on anything Wei Ning related is dope.
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Editado por PR4X1S: 11/6/2016 12:20:31 PMLaw in destiny sucks big time, who is interested in the law ? I'll tell yet who. https://youtu.be/q6cyDsuNx_U
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4 RespuestasGrimoire for Shores of Time. Don't capture the third zone.
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6 RespuestasAll khvostov grimiore. Sounds like drunk COD Nikolai teaching someone how to make a gun.
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8 RespuestasI know this doesn't count quite as lore, but i think it's zavala that will get on the tower intercom some sometimes and say "Can fireteam (heavy sigh)... can fireteam The Enemy Doesn't Care What We're Called report in? You've been reassigned." And it makes me lol
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1 Respuesta[quote]Is it considered treasonous if I'm maybe more afraid more of the warlocks than the hive? Treasonous, no. I think the word you're looking for is 'sane'[/quote] -Ghost Fragment, The Dungeons
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6 RespuestasAnyone else read the card for Ascendant Raisins?
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Khvostov Field Manuel pg.26 [spoiler]“Vasili, do not do what this page says. When you see this, cut it out of the manual and throw it into a fire.”[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaThe conversation between cayde and eris about eris' ship
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Cabal 4. Just go read it, you'll thank me later.
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4 RespuestasI love the Grimoire card for Roni-55 (Vanguard Quartermaster). [i]"As trustworthy as frames come, Roni 55-30 was designed to smooth troubled waters. Cayde has spent long hours trying to evoke any hint of frustration in his distant machine cousin, but Roni remains exquisitely composed."[/i]
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3 RespuestasEditado por Alfred6418: 11/4/2016 9:50:24 AM"Tell a warlock your cloak is frabjous, they respect words they don't understand."
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4 Respuestas[quote]In its dying breath, the Traveler created the ghosts... to open doors. - Eris[/quote]
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Ghost fragment cabal 4
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1 RespuestaEditado por Haknir: 11/3/2016 2:44:31 AM"They slam their plated bodies into one another with horrendous roaring. Intelligence gathering has never been so painful." -cabal arguments Kinda reminds me of the US election
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2 RespuestasProblem 78 Auto Rifle Cabal military codes allegedly refer to "Death by multiple gunshots" as "Problem 78, Subsection F".
