Get a bucket and some candy
Place the bucket outside at your door
Put a sign on it saying "take one"
Don't put any candy in it
Go inside
Eat candy
Even the first one is too late
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7 RespuestasI'm a diabetic tho...
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Pro tip: You're never too old for free candy.
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Nah. I'll just watch netflix and YouTube while eating candy with an empty bucket on the front porch.
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I only ever get like, one trick or treater where I live, so I may as well reward them with some of my candy.
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2 RespuestasI'll give the cheap shitty candy to the kids. The bags of snickers and starburst are for me.
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3 RespuestasYou are evil.