Are you with me on the... [spoiler]Panty raid?[/spoiler]

Je m'appelle Spook, et toi?

Sliding into your girls dm's since 2001. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rules Of The Internet 1. Do not talk about /b/  2. Do NOT talk about /b/  3. We are Anonymous.  4. Anonymous is legion.  5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.  6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.  7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.  8. There are no real rules about posting.  9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.  10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.  11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.  12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.  13. Nothing is Sacred.  14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.  15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.  16. There are NO girls on the internet.  17. A cat is fine too.  18. One cat leads to another.  19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.  20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.  21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.  22. /b/ sucks today.  23. Cock goes in here.  24. You will never have sex.  25. ????  26. PROFIT!  27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.  28. There will always be more -blam!-ed up shit than what you just saw.  29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).  30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky  31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.  32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.  33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.  34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.  35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.  36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.  37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.  38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car  39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.  40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).  41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.  42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.  43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS  44. The internet is not your personal army.  45. Rule 45 is a lie.  46. The cake is a lie.  47. If you post it, they will cum.  48. It will always need moar sauce.  49. The internet makes you stupid.  50. Anything can be a meme.  51. Longcat is looooooooooong.  52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.  53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.  54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.  55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.  56. Don't mess with football.  57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.  58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.  59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.  60. If you say Candlejack, you w  61. You cannot divide by zero.  62. The internet is SERIOUS -blam!-ING BUSINESS.  63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.  64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.  65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.  66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.  67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.  68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.  69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?  70. Also, cocks.  71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.  72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?  73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.  74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.  75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.  76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.  77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.  78. Mods are -blam!-ing fags. No exceptions.  79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.  80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skull-blam!-ed your mother last night.  81. That's not mud.  82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.  83. The Internet is SERIOUS -blam!-ING BUSINESS.  84. Rule 87 is true.  85. Yes, it is some chickens.  86. Bobba bobba is bobba.  87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-  88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.  89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.  90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.  91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.  92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.  93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.  94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.  95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.  96. I am a huge -blam!-. Please -blam!- my face.  97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.  98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.  99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.  100. ZOMG NONE

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Oodles

Something random

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I like cheese

Doot

Something Random.

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If you add this column, carry the one, add them up, put the triangle over here, balance the chemical equation, find the cube root of this and multiply it by any irrational number, factor the cat, search "sickest gif ever" in google, travel to Paris, and eat a diamond, you come up with 0! [spoiler]The spookiest (and luckiest) seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]

I like lightbulb cake deep fried in mustard beards,sprinkled with my hopes and jalapeños and then dipped in a sauce of melted McDonald's cups

[spoiler]What the -blam!- did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the fuc­k alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my fuc­king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You're right, -blam!-er. As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're fuc­king alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fuc­king tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will shit calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're fuc­king alive, kiddo.[/spoiler]

1234. How many crackers are in my store

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Autism runs in my cancer [spoiler]I have crippling osteoporosis [/spoiler]

I was an atheist until I figured out.....[spoiler]I am a God[/spoiler]

[quote]I put this on Gaming because you guys will have weirder things to say[/quote] [quote]Moved to #Offtopic [/quote]

The fact I you and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and a lot more fun and I don't know how much you love it and it is not an issue of whether it was not a fan since day and night with a new phone case you want me.

Please don't encourage them...

Hos sis gets the joj done.

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