[quote]All of this matters, of course, because we still operate in politics and in media as if minds can be changed by the best honed arguments, the most compelling facts.[/quote] This is a tired cliche. "What's the use in arguing? Nobody's mind is going to change." I interpret it as projection, which is a possible admission that perhaps your ideas don't rest on a strong foundation. I mean, I didn't come out of the womb as a libertarian. It took conflict and argumentation to bring me over.

Don't forget that they like to insult people and call them malicious names after they've just finished saying that liberals are intolerant and aggressive towards other people's views.

The Republican party is a joke

As one of the many, MANY triggered conservatives occupying this portion of the internet, I'd like you to know you have my full support. The thing that probably triggers me the most is the fact that liberals even have managed to co-opt and wholly leftamatize the word trigger itself. Now, every time I caress the sweet, delicate love parts of my beloved assault rifle, my ecstasy is polluted when my fingers finally reach her most sensitive spot. Images of left-wing weirdos of every category rush into my mind as my erection withers, crying out in a tiny, pained voice. We need to reclaim the word "Trigger". If I can't climax reliably by stroking my various firearms while furiously beating my dick and watching old movies where Ronald Reagan is a -blam!-ing cowboy, I'm going to kill someone. Again. Just like those clowns I shot yesterday. Everyone kept saying they were teenagers doing a stupid prank but you -blam!-ing liberals can't fool me. - Shooty B. Gunfever III

Triggered conservative here with something to say... Sorry in advance this is from another post I commented on. [quote] Also legal but way more unethical. Not so "charitible" is she?[/quote] The woman is the embodiment of unethical. SHE DELETED 30,000 EMAILS AND IS STILL RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!! THE DEMOCRATS DON'T CARE ANYMORE ABOUT HOW BAD THE PERSON IS, THEY ONLY CARE IF THEY AGREE WITH THEM! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO WHERE PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND FROM THE TRUTH, THAT THEY LOOK AT HILLARY, AND THINK "welp she's better than trump" YOU LOOK AT HILLARY, THEN FORGET ABOUT THE CHOICES SHE MADE IN THE PAST, THEN YOU LISTEN TO HER ON EXTREAM LIBERAL TV NETWORKS LIKE ABC, NBC, CNN [spoiler]just to name a few[/spoiler] AND YOU BELIEVE THE SHIT THEY FEED YOU! DO YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT SHES ANY BETTER OF A PERSON THAN WHO SHE WAS AT THE TIME OF BENGHAZI OR AT THE TIME OF BILL'S PRESIDENCY??? YOU PEOPLE ARE ABSOLUTELY STUPID TO THINK THAT! SHE IS NO BETTER THAN SHE WAS BACK THEN, IF NOT WORSE! OPEN YOUR EYES, THINK ABOUT WHAT SHES TRYING TO DO! SHE TALKS NICE ON TV TO MAKE YOU PEOPLE FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELVES, AND IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD, THEN THAT MUST BE THE RIGHT CHOICE RIGHT? NO! THINK ABOUT HOW WE'RE SETTING UP "OUR" COUNTRY FOR "OUR" CHILDREN! DO YOU WANT AN EXTREMELY LIBERAL LIER THAT WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY OR POWER AS THE PRESIDENT OF "OUR" COUNTRY??? YOU PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE THAT THE CHOICES WE MAKE NOW EFFECT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS LATER IN YOUR LIVES!!! I'm sorry, I'll let myself out. I guess it's good for me to let it all out. Back to the shitposts I go. Think about that though.

You forgot the one where the polls are rigged and unreliable, except for the ones that show you winning.

I'm conservative but I'm not that Ghost fella. He's on a whole 'nother level.

I'm a conservative but god, do I hate trump. I can't stand him at all.

"-My Christianity" I'm a Muslim Conservative, though.

Holy shit you actually posted motherjones lmao Do you want credibility...?

[quote]I would make a similar liberal post but it's not worth the effort. So go ahead and do it in the comments below conservatives or in a parody post.[/quote] Typical liberal hypocrisy. Stop trying to feed us 💩 and tell us it's chocolate.

I'm a triggered liberal so I'm going to make a thread trying to trigger conservatives to make myself feel better