There was this girl in my biology class eating a salad. The rules are you're not allowed to have food in the lab room. The teacher sees her eating and tells her to throw it out or leave class. The girl starts arguing with him about how it's not fair. Then he leaves classroom, and returns a few moments later with security . The girl starts crying and freaking out even more while refusing to leave the lab room. The teacher, who kind of sounds like Ben Stein, monotonously yells to security," Help, I'm afraid for my life.' Then they escorted the girl out, and she never returned to class.
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Salad makes people savages
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It was probably something a little more than just salad. She wasn't going to give it up without a fight.