Rules: you get a million dollars but theres a catch, decide wether or not you'll take the money based in the negative.
I'll start us off:
You get a million dollars but everytime someone says your name you get the uncontrollable urge to lick them.
Have fun
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4 RespuestasI'll take it op. Nobody gets my name the first time anyway so i got this.
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1 RespuestaI'll take it. You get a million dollars, lotta money, but every time see the colour red, you have to hump whatever it is. Not light humping, but visible, heavy humping for a least 5 seconds.
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6 RespuestasYou get a million dollars but every time you spend a dollar one person anywhere on this world dies.
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You get million but for 2 years your ass will be chapped.
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Do I get to decide [i]where[/i] to lick them?
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I'm screwed since I don't have a nickname... [spoiler]¡Viva México![/spoiler]
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Easy. Considering about only 5% of people I know, actually know my real name. And the ones that do pretty much use my moniker anyway.
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4 RespuestasYou get the million but after that, you will physically never be able to earn any money ever again or you'll just die. Even if you pick up a penny, you'll just drop dead with no warning.
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10 Respuestas1 million Dollars but... [spoiler]Whenever you refer to the 1 million dollars, you say it like how Dr Evil says it in Austin Powers[/spoiler]
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Infinite money but every time you spend $500 you'll die an hour earlier
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Get a million but you are now legally obligated to describe in great detail every single thing you eat or drink from now on.
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4 RespuestasEditado por LordOf27Donuts: 9/9/2016 4:33:54 AMYou get a million dollars but [spoiler]you may never use a consonant ever again[/spoiler]
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You have one million dollars but..... [spoiler]Potatos.[/spoiler]
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Bump [spoiler]Farming coconuts since 7-26-2016 [/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasA million dollars but... [spoiler]you can never say the word "the" again[/spoiler]
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Barely anyone says my actual name so... [spoiler]Farming coconuts since 7-26-2016 [/spoiler]
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I'd do it
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You get a million dollars, but each time you spend one, your debt grows by $2 [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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I'll pass
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My name is too common. I think I'll pass.
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The only people who use my actual name are a couple of people at work who've managed to pronounce it without butchering it... ...that would get awkward.
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[quote]You get a million dollars but everytime someone says your name you get the uncontrollable urge to lick them.[/quote] Nobody ever uses my real name, anyways. Gimme the cash.
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I already have that problem
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Dunno. I guess not, since going by trickster genie rules it would have to either apply to my name whenever said regardless or in context to me specifically. "Hey, John! Can you hand me that wrench?" V.S. "I'm going to the John to take a leak. Be right back."