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9/1/2016 2:55:47 PM
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Girl help?!?!
How do I tell a female I'm not interested in her without sounding like a dick? Like I don't want you because your hideous butt I do want the girl who sits infront of you :)
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1 RespuestaEditado por BrayerIncognito: 9/1/2016 3:07:59 PMJust say you're flattered by her advances but you're sorry that you don't feel the same way. That or tell her she looks like she's been hit by a truck and you really just want to play hide the sausage with the girl who sits in front of her.
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9 RespuestasWell, I could plant a subconscious seed that would inevitably cause her to fall madly in love with you. Granted, she'd eventually become obsessive and kill anyone that looks with you, because that amuses me.
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Editado por Superpug: 9/2/2016 3:22:11 AM> be me > slut at school has turned her attention > fightme.gif > standing in lunch line > whore comes up, "Anon!" > leans on me like a pillow > disbitch.jpg > jerk away, "could you fuking not?" It worked.
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4 RespuestasJust come out and tell her you're homosexual nobody is gonna judge you.
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>is on offtopic >sees thread "Girl help?!?! >ugh, millionth person to ask this here.... >enters thread >is surprised >OP wants help getting rid of a girl instead >checks address bar >still on #offtopic >pinches self >never was asleep >is confused >brain implodes
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1 RespuestaBe blunt, it gets a the point across quick, efficient, and simple. Dont care what people think of you all the time and you will live a better life
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1 RespuestaA friend of mine did the best one years ago. We were at a club, a little bit on the drunk side. He spots 2 lasses, decides he likes the look of one of them and walks over. Sits down next to the brunette and says "fancy a dance", she looks at him and says "go on then" and he says "off you go, I want to talk to your friend". I found it amusing, she didn't.
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Say "on fleek".
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Murder [spoiler]It solves all of my problems[/spoiler] *set up bleach stand
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Just go "*inhale* I'm not interested in you" and walk off slowly
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"I have a date with Destiny"
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1 RespuestaJust do what girls do: - "I'm in a relationship" - "I'm not ready for a relationship" - "I'm not allowed to date"
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I have already a girlfriend. [spoiler]I used few times[/spoiler]
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That's a paradox my friend.
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4 RespuestasEditado por Tomahawk5959: 9/1/2016 8:24:50 PMKill her
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3 Respuestas[quote]without sounding like a dick?[/quote] [quote]Like I don't want you because your hideous butt I do want the girl who sits infront of you :)[/quote] Yeahhhh ummmmm no.
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If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
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Editado por Talk2MeToner: 9/2/2016 2:34:55 PMHow to turn off a girl you say? Boy did you come to the right place. Half the people in offtopic do it on a daily basis by accident [spoiler]nore than glad I was being nice[/spoiler]
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You tell her you aren't Interested in pursuing that kind of relationship with her but she is a good friend and someone you would like to keep as a friend
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Piss on her to assert dominance.
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Get yourself arrested
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2 RespuestasGo up to them Press X ??? Profit
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Editado por icothiba: 9/2/2016 6:28:43 AMTell her you're not interested without sounding like a dick.
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When she looks at you just say "omg check your white cis female privilege. Women can -blam!- without even touching a man you know"!
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I mean, if she's bugging you then you can tell her to fuсk off. Otherwise, something like: "Hey, I don't mean to sound rude, but I'm not interested in you. Can we still be friends though?" Unless you don't want to be friends, saying that last part is up to you. Lol.
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She'll probably ask you all about what sort of girls you're interested in if she's interested and brave enough. Just delicately explain your taste, making sure you don't specifically mention something that the girl could potentially be self conscious about.
