Daddy, im scared. Mommy beats me every night. Pls call me when you are free. "Mommy... I wasnt calling daddy!!! Mommy wa-". CALL ENDS
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1 RespuestaYou've got mail!
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2 RespuestasSomebody once told me the ninjas is gonna bant me but they ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was gibin teh succ with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the Fish start succin and they don't stop succing Fed to teh succ and I hit the ground succing Didn't make sense not to live for teh succ Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to succ So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't succ You'll never shine if you don't suc [Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an Succ Fish, get your succ on, go play Hey, now, you're a Succ Fish, get the show on, give succ And all that glitters is gold Only jews believe hitler did nothing wrong It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're gettin succed now wait 'til you get older you think ur posts are safe But the ninjas beg to differ Judging by the bans that last 200 years The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The succ's getting warm so you might as well succ My succ's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. :) [Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could you spare some succ I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept, gave him teh best succ of all kings landing, I could use a little succ myself And we could all use a little succccccccccccccccccccccccc Well, the fish start succing and they don't stop succing Fed to the succ and I hit the ground succing Didn't make sense not to live for teh succ Your succ gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do succ much to see So what's wrong with killin 6million people? You'll never know if you don't fucc You'll never shine if you don't succ
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Editado por Vesius: 8/28/2016 8:43:17 AMI'm here, son! [spoiler]Let me succ you.[/spoiler] [spoiler]( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡°)[/spoiler]
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1 Respuesta[i] [/i]
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I want some succ
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Isaac... ISAAC! *jumps down hatch*
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In ur mom fūck off
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11 RespuestasSweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me...
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Papaoutai
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3 RespuestasHi succ fish. I'm dad. What sort of a name is succ fish? Maybe I should have had a say in naming you.
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Succ succ succ
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Replace Mommy with Daddy and that's a Michael Jackson voicemail aged 10.
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHEEERRRRRR!
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12 RespuestasWhy you gotta be an imposter m8?
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5 Respuestas*says with deep succ voice* i am a man now.
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[quote]Daddy, im scared. Mommy beats me every night. Pls call me when you are free. "Mommy... I wasnt calling daddy!!! Mommy wa-". CALL ENDS[/quote] Succ Fish wyh aer u so coll ;))))))
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Succ succ?
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gib de succ b0s
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Try Xbox.com
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Day Man Fighter of the Night Man Champion of the sun You're a master of karate And friendship for everyone Day Man (Aah-aah-aah) Fighter of the Night Man (Aah-aah-aah) Champion of the sun (Aah-aah-aah) You're a master of karate And friendship for everyone (repeat)
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Daddy is here
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1 RespuestaSucc fish! Is it really you?
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2 RespuestasAre we succ fish trending
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2 RespuestasSUCC FISH?! Are you the real one...? >_>
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3 RespuestasFATHER FINGER FATHER FINGER WHERE ARE YOU? HERE I AM HERE I AM HOW DO YOU DO?