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8/12/2016 9:57:03 AM
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Would you take a job at bungie if..
It required you to stroke Deej's beard? It pays 19 dollars an hour.
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For a summer job in high school? -blam!- yeah.
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$19 an hour won't get you anywhere in the greater Seattle area.
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23 RespuestasI'm not taking Cozmos job
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1 Respuesta[quote]19 dollars an hour[/quote] >tfw I make more than that working part time >tfw $19/hour is realistically shit pay >tfw I don't want to be dirt poor
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1 RespuestaIll just make sure I rub my hands in hair removal before stroking it each day Then convince him he's losing it because Destiny made him less of a man and he's producing less testosterone. Destiny gets shut down, Deej has no beard, I get $19 an hour
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I will become his beard.
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Shit for that wage I'd shampoo it
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4 RespuestasEditado por Woupsea: 8/12/2016 6:15:08 PMI would stroke more than just his beard for that kind of money.
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Why do that when I can stroke Urk's beard for half the price?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) begin the stroking
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Lol no way
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1 RespuestaI would take the job, over time become a respected mentor and then perma ban every ninja and mentor in existence. When they ask me what happened I will blame it on a hacker.
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1 RespuestaThere's not much to stroke.
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4 RespuestasCan it be 19 pounds an hour instead?
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2 RespuestasI'd do it for free.
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How often do i have to do it?
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Must I move to the U.S or could I work from the country I live in?
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2 RespuestasNo. My hand would hurt like hell.
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Editado por Slain: 8/13/2016 6:02:19 AMDepends. Do benefits include free room-temperature water?
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Relevant? Maybe.
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33 RespuestasEditado por HeadHunter: 8/13/2016 2:47:43 AM-blam!- no. That company is losing money like a bp oil spill. Hope it gets shut down.
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$19 an hour is a lot compared to Minuim wage
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If it is Part Time then sign me up baby
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As long as I get more than 8 hours a week. [spoiler]insert vent about working at Superstore[/spoiler]
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So depending on the hours you do a week, that's roughly $38000 - $40000 per annum. A few years ago I'd probably would have said yes, hell I'd done worse things for less. Though nowadays, definitely [b]no[/b].
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Heck id stroke his belly beard for a buck oh five
