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7/30/2016 10:08:34 PM
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I've got head lice
Does anybody have any tricks to help get it out
English
#Offtopic
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Light your hair on fire. Then soak your entire head in hydrochloric acid. That should do the trick.
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There are special combs that have devices in them to kill lice.
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Don't touch me
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Give them rice and a friend named Bryce [spoiler]that would be nice[/spoiler]
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No tricks, but I've got some... "Ticks". [spoiler]sue me later[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaPlay "Sweatshirt" by Jacob Sartorius, the lice will commit suicide
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Vigorously t-bag your grandmothers grave for three straight weeks without stopping.
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Editado por Legion: 7/31/2016 5:34:11 AMStep 1: go to someone you despise, rub your hair off on their clothes and roll around their bed. Step2: go buy shampoo and a lice comb. Step3: wash all you shit and proceed to take a shower.
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Peanut butter. Crunchy works best
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That's a thing still?
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Amputation of the head.
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Go bold
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I hear mayo works wonders.
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Go underwater for 20-30 min.
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Congratz and how did you know my name is lice?
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5 RespuestasWash all your shit, buy shampoo to treat your hair, you should be gucci
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What region of your body are the lice in
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Watch Green Street and get a skinhead, then get some expensive clothes and tattoos and start beating the shit out of Millwall fans [spoiler]who likes Millwall anyway?[/spoiler]
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Buy anti head lice shampoo and use it
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Light your head on fire. That'll learn em for getting in your hair.
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1 RespuestaGet crabs and plant a couple of them on your head. As everybody knows, lice are democratic and crabs are communists. As the crabs start to spread and take over more and more hairy territory, tensions between the crabs and the lice will grow. The crabs you dropped on your head will really help to strain relations. Now, you have to instigate wars between the two. After enough time, they will develop nuclear weapons. You have to launch the first nuke, otherwise the threat of mutually assured destruction will keep the two from eradicating each other. Then, watch the warheads fly, and before you know it you're free of lice, crabs, and hair.
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Go bald. Completely bald.
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1 RespuestaThat's something I haven't heard since elementary... [spoiler]I'm growing old.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Not really, but I certainly feel older than I used to.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaOlive oil and a hairnet
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6 RespuestasAnything from twenty one pilots should cause them to commit suicide also
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Find a "nit picker!"
