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Editado por Xzplosions:
7/9/2016 2:22:39 PM
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The REAL moments of triumph checklist
1. Obtain a doctrine of passing with counterbalance
2. Obtain 20 or more grasp of maloks
3. Be kicked from a raid
4. Kick someone from a raid
5. Run in circles at the tower for a minimum of 10 minutes
6. Destroy 3 jabberhakes (or Havok Pigeons) you wished were longbow synths
7. Finish off the warpriest on hard with a nova bomb.
8. Get a legendary to drop for you in crucible directly after having lower than a .25 kd on the loosing team
9. Make 20 laps between the postmaster and the cryptarch with objective markers at both places
10. Shoulder charge someone less than 7 years old.
11. Use 12 3oCoins without receiving an exotic drop
12. Get a postmortem using bullets on a guarding that is "red barring"
13. Receive 3 different error codes in a time span of 1 weekly reset.
14. Get killed by a 1700+ elo player
15. Post something on the forums referencing "cbmm" or "sbmm"
16. Get a kill in crucible with a weapon with surrounded, skip rounds, and guerrilla fighter.
17. Kill yourself with SLEEPER whilst standing in a friendly ward of dawn.
18. Collect 30 items that drop at 334 while currently at 335
19. During a cutscenes, quote your ghost, out loud, while playing any story mission ten times
20. Detonate 10 friendlies with "unstable light"
21. Receive an RNG exotic less than one weekly reset's time from purchasing that weapon from Xur
22. Die via ceiling after slamming relic in opening room of the raid (courtesy nice_guy05)
I truly believe #1 is the only one I'm missing.
Wow this has gotten way popular. I'm glad you guys got a kick out of this. Let's keep bumping this so everyone can have a laugh. Who knows I might just add my favorites from the comments or others I come up with.
If anyone needs help add me on xbox one (explicitly, sorry Sony people), Raids or otherwise, I'll happily help. I'm usually around weekends and nights. Just shoot me a message and I'll help if I can. Again thanks everyone
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1 RespuestaEditado por Razzupaltuff: 7/8/2016 11:07:55 AMFunny list. I miss #5 and #7. Might be able to complete #7, but #5? No way. :p Here are some more: - Decrypt engrams and miss a rank up by one rare - Accidentally jump off the map and die in the crucible ten times - Turn in a weekly Shaxx bounty and get a (nother) class item - Get at least two exotic drops from killing an ultra - Accidentally kill yourself with a rocket launcher 10 times - Unleash your super in the crucible and find nothing to kill - Do the nightfall and get a (nother) ghost shell
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Done/have everything except 3 and 15
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AWESOME and much better than the actual triumph - made me laugh Number 10 should be in real life though Number 16 should be 'ask why are we doing this raid week on week when we don't need any of the rewards'
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5 RespuestasAs a Titan I think number ten is to easy you find many 6 year old warlocks because they looked up that they were good in year one
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From the title I was expecting an elitist list, but was pleasantly surprised
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1 RespuestaNumber 13 needs changing to within an hour surely
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I get around 10-15 error codes per week...
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I'm only missing 3,7, and 8. Looks like I have some work to do.
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I have done #5 for like 2 hours.. and more then once :D
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Hahaha so true
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Only need to complete 1 and 7. Hopefully I'll get an even uglier shader once I complete this MoT.
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Missing 3 6 and 7. I'd rather have a jaberhakke than longbow any day.
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I've got 4, 5, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13... :) time to get the rest done! how about 16: kill unsuspecting comrades with yer sparrow 3 times in a row
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Missing #7 , why somebody does smth like that ?
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Only need the last one! Im gonna make a salty post right away;)
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7 RespuestasI've got all but 3 of these. Don't care for longbow/ldr. I don't snipe in pvp like a noskill pleb bein' super excited about their new 89 aim assist weapon. Haven't killed warpriest with a nova bomb. I don't shoulder charge. Much. Prolly haven't slammed a 7yr old.
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2 RespuestasYou forgot fail 20 oryx challenge attempts to teleporting ogres
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5 Respuestas16) turn in 124 crucible packages and receive 2 two the morgues and 2 Longbows with crap rolls and 122 piece of trash Soecktar armor pieces that you immediately dismantled into marks.
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Pretty sure I've done them all lol
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Quality bud. Made my morning reading that.
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[quote]1. Obtain a doctrine of passing with counterbalance 2. Obtain 20 or more grasp of maloks 3. Be kicked from a raid 4. Kick someone from a raid 5. Run in circles at the tower for a minimum of 10 minutes 6. Destroy 3 jabberhakes you wished were longbow synths 7. Finish off the warpriest on hard with a nova bomb. 8. Get a legendary to drop for you in crucible directly after having lower than a .25 kd on the loosing team 9. Make 20 laps between the postmaster and the cryptarch with objective markers at both places 10. Shoulder charge someone less than 7 years old. 11. Use 12 3oCoins without receiving an exotic drop 12. Get a postmortem using bullets on a guarding that is "red barring" 13. Receive 3 different error codes in a time span of 1 weekly reset. 14. Get killed by a 1700+ elo player 15. Post something on the forums referencing "cbmm" or "sbmm" I truly believe #1 is the only one I'm missing. Cheers guys. Add me and hit me up for some raid help if you need it. Nights and weekends. :) glad I'm not the only one. Lol u guys are awesome. Made my work day a little easier Lol seen a couple posts about the jaberhakke not being crucible. This is true. Havoc pigeon would be more correct. Sorry. To be fair tho every time I got a jaberhakke I did in fact wish is was a longbow[/quote] Still missing 15...
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Missing 1 and 8....to be fair, got the lowest score on a rift match and got my baby-full auto party crasher, so it's kinda close. Can't remember the last time I got below a .5 kd though...
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And they are showing a picture of a guardian using Thorn which they nerfed to death to be as dangerous as a foam slingshot toy...... REAL MOMENT OF TRIUMPH.......still playing that game after all the dang nerf since year 1.
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Seems incomplete without "receive 3 vanguard ghost shells from a nightfall activity reward in one week" Or "purchase and refund at least 5 emotes from the eververse trading company"
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3 RespuestasPush atheon/Templar off the edge Kill Randal the vandal Kill rocket mcdickface (prepatch) Get kicked for getting Hawkmoon out of the exotic gorgon chest Sell your soul to og vex Sell your soul to og suros Pull the cable on crota Get wiped by crota in the crystal room Kill urzok the hated Kill 15+ swords of crota Kill 15+ packs of roaming wolves Survive quodron Kill skolas on arc burn Sell your soul to thorn/tlw Sell your soul to felwinter's sniper Get 500 void kills with assistance from atheon's epilogue Kill yourself by shooting your foot in water 50+ times Kill your friends with scorch melee off a cliff Spend 15+ hours looting loot cave or running material routes Hate your friends for all getting ghorn before you [spoiler]just a few[/spoiler]
