I've never had the "awful shitty game breaking makes-me-want-to-kill-myself definitely SBMM-fueled killer lag attacks" you people seem to describe. I see one or two people with terrible connection about every 3 games. And no, it's not "Well Teh Dreg, that means [i]you're[/i] the one with bad connection." I have green bar 70% of the time, partial green bar 20% of the time, yellow 7.5%, and red bar maybe 2.5% of the time. You all are either extremely unlucky or need to stop overreacting.