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publicado originalmente en: The weekly heroic strikes are too damn hard
7/5/2016 1:57:18 PM
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My Titan is so going to Knee Valus in the face
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  • What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]THEN YOU NEED [u]PEREGRINE GREAVES!!![/u][/b] PUT THESE [b]SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND [b]YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES.[/b] THEY ARE [b]GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED![/b] BEDAZZLED WITH THE [b]STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE [b]ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS! [/b] YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND [b]THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE![/b] YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! [/b] YOU WILL [b]TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE[/b] AND YOU WILL [b]MASSACRE PEOPLE![/b] YOU WILL [b]F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS[/b] AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...[i]CAREFULLY[/i]....[/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES,[/b] DIVING INTO THEIR [b]NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING[/b] THEM WITH YOUR [b]ENERGY LEGS![/b] [b]IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---[/b]wait, shit...[b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? [/b] YOU WILL [b]RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE [b]ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET, [i]SWEET[/i] SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH![/b] YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE[/b] AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! [b]EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED[/b] AS [b]YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY [b]FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF [i]TEXAAAAAAS![/i][/b] [b]PEREGRINE [i]GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b]

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  • Thank You fellow Titan...we shall let fly the knee and drink from private stash Valus has behind that door

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  • [quote][b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b][/quote] Is this even possible???

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  • I think you would have to knee them in the face. Common sense would be, kneeing them in the throat teeth would fly out of mouth. Either way, knee the shit out of 'em.

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  • Now that's a good story. Well written.

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  • Editado por MindEntropy: 7/5/2016 2:25:06 PM
    You're better off using your primary with those modifiers. Looks like people's habits in Pvp are getting carried over to pve. Nvmd didn't realize brawler was also in there.

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  • Peregrine Greaves my man

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  • I want to try this today lol.

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  • Oh the fun Need a 3 Titan group for insane fun

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  • I'm going to add you to have a go with the grieves lol

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