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Editado por MustacheLegend:
7/4/2016 5:07:29 PM
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My wife killed my hunter.
So my wife and I both play Destiny on my Playstation account. She is an Awoken Warlock and I'm an Exo Hunter.
Recently my wife "accidently" deleted my Hunter. Forcing me to create a new one.
Of course I didn't get angry at her because, 1: it's only a game, and 2: she made me pie, but I was curious as to why she deleted him.
I soon discovered when she began bragging about how her Warlock was now stronger than my Hunter.
She is trying to prove Warlocks are better than Hunters. So I obviously accepted the challenge so now I need to make my Hunter stronger but in less time.
I am in need of assistance for those willing to help my cause.
[spoiler]my wife and I are very competetive when we play videogames XD[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow people are still replying to this? Some of your answers by the way are f***ing hilarious! XD
Edit: Ha wow I'm both lmao and learning from how much you guys are saying...I do enjoy how sone people are getting the pie joke too :3
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Editado por Bucket of Tears: 7/5/2016 5:50:20 PMOP unlocked new grimoire card. Very rare. [quote]Wife Grimoire Card: Deep in the home of Guardians, the fabric of reality bends to the will of the Wife. Husbands speak in tones of awe of the Wife - a creature that seems to possess a dreaded, almost unimaginable strength: an ontological weapon. Like the Girlfriend and the Fiance, the Wives reputedly possess the ability to define what is and is not real. Whatever they perceive becomes subject to erasure at their will. Until a countermeasure can be found, Husbands must avoid their gaze at all costs - or reply to any detection with immediate, overwhelming force. The Wives' ability must be tied to the nature of the the household hierarchy. We can take some solace in the clear fact that women cannot manifest this power in the world outside. [/quote] If spotted by a Wife/Girlfriend, Guardians are marked with a debuff known as "Wife's Gaze". If the threat is not dealt with immediately the Wife will automatically turn off the console after ten seconds or delete your characters..
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2 RespuestasDude, I get its just a game, but it's still a lot of time and even "work" to put into somethin for your wife to go an delete. If ya ask me that is fvcked up, and for you to just up and take it with out so much as a "wtf why did you do that" means you're kind of a chump who married someone that walks over you. Who knows what else she takes from you to justify her own reasoning. That's seriously abusive shit dude. You need to rethink "more than just a videogame" it's just bullshit.
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13 RespuestasDump her bi[b]tch[/b] as[b]s[/b] What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOKGLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADYWHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE!YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILLMASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS!DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKSAND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHITAND MURDERING THEM WITH YOURENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACEAND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOUKNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUTBEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM!EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOATHAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILYFIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TOTAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OFTEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!! Titan master race
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1 RespuestaOne very good thing to do is pay attention to your subclasses. Don't waste your time with Gunslinger. Charge up your Bladedancer as much as you can, until you unlock Nightstalker. Raids also help. The better the gear, the higher the light. Crucible also helps, assuming you win. What Light level was your Hunter and what Light level was your wife? That might be helpful info for me to answer further.
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1 RespuestaI main a Titan and i seem to be turning into a Hunter.
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My wife did that? She not my wife
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Wife too op plz nerf
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1. A raid group would still choose your hunter over any warlock. A nightstalker is almost mandatory. 2. You got pie, so it's worth it. Unless you meant "she made me PoE." If that's the case, that's terrible.
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27 RespuestasEditado por Fry: 7/3/2016 10:16:30 PMI main a warlock but I am changing more and more into a hunter. What's happening to me!!
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Made both other classes before Hunter, figured I always choose that class type in games. Fast forward to now, my Hunter has more playtime than the other 2 combined.
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Divorce
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2 RespuestasTake all her stuff and place it in the vault for you to grab for your hunter
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1 RespuestaShe did you dirty, knew hunters were on top, so she took drastic measures and took him out. If you can't beat them, join them.
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[quote]So my wife and I both play Destiny on my Playstation account. She is an Awoken Warlock and I'm an Exo Hunter. Recently my wife "accidently" deleted my Hunter. Forcing me to create a new one. Of course I didn't get angry at her because, 1: it's only a game, and 2: she made me pie, but I was curious as to why she deleted him. I soon discovered when she began bragging about how her Warlock was now stronger than my Hunter. She is trying to prove Warlocks are better than Hunters. So I obviously accepted the challenge so now I need to make my Hunter stronger but in less time. I am in need of assistance for those willing to help my cause. [spoiler]my wife and I are very competetive when we play videogames XD[/spoiler] Edit: Wow people are still replying to this? Some of your answers by the way are f***ing hilarious! XD Edit: Ha wow I'm both lmao and learning from how much you guys are saying...I do enjoy how sone people are getting the pie joke too :3[/quote] I use a Titan now but I started out with a hunter and I personally don't like the warlock gameplay(that's just me tho)
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Hunter all the way buddy
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1 RespuestaMy fiance and I are competitive, so much so she stopped talking to me after I won a game where I smashed her. Took a whole day for her to get over that. ;)
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I would punch her in the face... Not literally of course but that's a dick move, you can't accidentally hold the x or square button down for 45 seconds and then hit confirm to delete after that lol. My girlfriend and I are VERY competitive... At everything. She doesn't play video games but we play all different sports together and destroy everyone. She knows my love for destiny though and that we'd have some serious issues if she deleted a character that I have 15+ days played on. Yeah it's a video game and it's not important on the grand scheme of things, but the pure fact that so much time has been invested into each character is what makes it a big deal. That's on par with smashing a wood project I spent days on (she wouldn't dare) lol
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2 RespuestasThrow her out of a window, before she hits the ground tell her she's out of the fireteam.
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She infused your gear into hers Jesus christ, inside job
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3 RespuestasDismantle wife, yessss?
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[quote]So my wife and I both play Destiny on my Playstation account. She is an Awoken Warlock and I'm an Exo Hunter. Recently my wife "accidently" deleted my Hunter. Forcing me to create a new one. Of course I didn't get angry at her because, 1: it's only a game, and 2: she made me pie, but I was curious as to why she deleted him. I soon discovered when she began bragging about how her Warlock was now stronger than my Hunter. She is trying to prove Warlocks are better than Hunters. So I obviously accepted the challenge so now I need to make my Hunter stronger but in less time. I am in need of assistance for those willing to help my cause. [spoiler]my wife and I are very competetive when we play videogames XD[/spoiler] Edit: Wow people are still replying to this? Some of your answers by the way are f***ing hilarious! XD Edit: Ha wow I'm both lmao and learning from how much you guys are saying...I do enjoy how sone people are getting the pie joke too :3[/quote] Warlock and hunter master race.
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Thats the day she gets it really hard. (if ya know what i mean)
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3 RespuestasI would fing stab my wife till she was a puddle of blood and flesh if she deleted my main character
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Well it sounds like it's your fault, sharing your account and console... She needs her own console and profile! Bond and play side by side or crush her in the crucible ending any argument. Solves both problems of any future account errors and you proving you are the superior hunter.
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1 RespuestaCreate a new account, and then make 3 Hunters. If she doesn't notice that the account was switched, then she will log in to see 3 Hunters instead of her warlock... I would help you out but I'm on Xbone
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1 RespuestaThe answer is pretty clear. You have a few choices. Infuse her gear into ur hunters new gear. Deleted her warlock, or just delete her lol. There is literally no way to "accidentally" delete a character. The cursor has to be on the hunter, button held down, then accept when prompted. Face it, she deleted your hunter on purpose lol.
