Ever since Deez Nuts dropped out, America has been looking for leader. A hero. They've held out for a hero 'til the end of the night. He's got to be fast. He's got to be strong. Most importantly, he must be fresh from the fight. America needs a hero. America needs Lenny. The midnight hour approaches, America. Cry out with a rebel yell. Lenny does not ask you to kneel. He merely asks: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? If I ran for POTUS would you get me inaugurated tonight?" Lenny harbours no ill will towards Mexicans. He makes love to a fine senorita while drinking agave tequila and listens to the smooth sound of Carlos Santana without shame or bigotry in his heart. Lenny wants you...to want...him. What say you, America??