You know, everyday when playing with Americans they ask you the same questions over and over again like a gossip magazine that has nothing to report.
Non Americans share your commonly asked questions. And if you're American I guess share stuff people ask you, or get triggered
[spoiler]inb4 I make no sense[/spoiler]
I'm Australian so I get asked these more than anything:
"Are you British"
"Do you have [insert common item] in Australia"?
"Did you know everything there wants to kill you?"
"I love Australia I've seen heaps of pictures, wish I lived there" (You really -blam!-ing don't)
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1 RespuestaYou speak very good english for a mexican.......[spoiler]I'm white, from new mexico, 47th state of the union. [/spoiler]
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I dont really get that. I get the occasional "you sound posh" i am from south east england, we [i]all[/i] sound posh. Or at least a majority.
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3 RespuestasIs Down Under by Men at Work your national anthem?
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I am from tennessee, the worse thing is when people try to copy my accent and sound like a braying donkey. But I mostly get asked about moonshine and country music. [spoiler]I indulge in both -_-[/spoiler]
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18 RespuestasOh, if you dare use the greeting, "You alright?" to someone you don't really know. ... Life story. Not that I mind but it is unexpected sometimes. It's just a way of saying hello for us.
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2 RespuestasI'm a Brit and I once got in a party with an American girl who said and I quote.. "You're making me wet listening to your voice" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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64 RespuestasThe most frequent asked question I get when I say I'm from Belgium are questions about waffles.
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2 RespuestasHello my Aussie friend. I saw your questions that my fellow Americans ask you and thought I might offer an explaination [quote]I'm Australian so I get asked these more than anything: "Are you British"[/quote] You have the movie Crocodile Dundee to thank for that one. That movie cemented in the minds of Americans that the Australian accent is more in line with Britain's Cockney accent. Now to the mind of the ignorant American, if they do not hear that particular accent, you must be British. Earlier Hollywood films were more accurate in depicting the accent. [quote]"Do you have [insert common item] in Australia"?[/quote] This is generally the attitude of people who have not yet discovered that the US is not the only highly advanced society out there. They will learn. [quote]"Did you know everything there wants to kill you?"[/quote] Again, stereotypes portrayed by American media. [quote]"I love Australia I've seen heaps of pictures, wish I lived there" (You really -blam!-ing don't)[/quote] Expression: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I think that best sums it up.
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6 RespuestasI'm Irish, and yes, I'm technically a leprechaun. Small, ginger, has a beard, etc.
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6 RespuestasHow do you eat the vomit inducing crap known as vegemite?
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2 Respuestas"Oh my god, you're British?? Do you have tea with the Queen and stuff?!" Bitch, no. [b]I'm Scottish.[/b] [spoiler]Well, technically speaking, I [b]am[/b] English. I stopped living there when I was 8, and I'm nearly 21. Fairly certain I can say I'm Scottish now without too many consequences.[/spoiler] Their next question is almost [i]always[/i] about haggis. So I like to -blam!- with them and tell them it's a furry creature we hunt for sport...as opposed to what it actually is.
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5 RespuestasYou have been invaded by an American. *Freedoms internally* Send me a picture of an emu. Do it mild. Do it.
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4 RespuestasNice stereotypical post putting all Americans into one category. And no Im not American.
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1 RespuestaWell I'm from Kentucky, (yes I know this is for other countries) and the first thing people from other countries ask me, and sadly some of the people from the US is, "Oh that fried chicken place?" I can't tell you how many times people have said that too me lol. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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I work outside all day. Murica
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7 RespuestasDude, I feel your pain...I am an American, but I'm from the island of Guam and I live in Texas. Someone once asked me if we still ran around in loincloths and carried spears...my reply, "Yeah, when I leave my 2 story 5 bedroom house and jump in my 2010 Evo X; I meet up with the other savages at Starbucks over the weekend to have tribal warparty meetings."
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1 RespuestaI'm Canadian. Yeah, I have seen a moose. You do not want to mess with a moose.
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5 Respuestas"Your toilets flush the opposite way to ours, man your country is backwards" Yes mother-blam!-er, and the rain comes up from the ground here and we all drive in reverse.
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6 RespuestasTea? No Crumpets? No What do you eat then? Normal things. What? What you think we eat different things to you? [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaAs a new yorker I get asked......actually I don't really get asked anything
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Editado por Kell of Pasta: 6/29/2016 1:18:49 AMI'm also Australian Just one more week, and I'm on holidays
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3 RespuestasEditado por AboundingChip85: 6/27/2016 3:10:17 PMGreece here. 1) How's the weather? 2) I've been to Greece, loved the islands and the sun. 3) Do you have iphones there? [spoiler]Lmao[/spoiler]
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3 Respuestas- I live in the Netherlands- Amsterdam? [spoiler]nope[/spoiler] Are the drugs good? [spoiler]idk, never even seen or used drugs[/spoiler] How do you survive without guns? [spoiler]when there is a shooting, it's in the media for a couple of days[/spoiler] [spoiler]low crime rates where I live[/spoiler] Do you Ice skate to work? [spoiler]no, we don't[/spoiler]
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Then play LAN
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I'm Australian - when my American clan mates try and imitate my accent they sound like Brits on the verge of dying due to no oxygen..... They try
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2 RespuestasWhy don't you Aussies create your own damn video games so you don't have to ruin it for the rest of us with your connection... It's like you're in the middle of the ocean or something!