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6/26/2016 10:32:00 AM
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You discover a corpse
What do you do?
[spoiler]Necrophilliacs should be called necromancers because nec[u]romance[/u]rs[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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Necrophilia
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1 RespuestaVoted "other". I'd leave it there/ignore it, seems like someone else's problem.
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3 RespuestasGet the level 69 sword and 1500 gold that was hidden in his jeans. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Call 911
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Hopefully it drops a new sword and more than 100 souls
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5 RespuestasPiss on it to assert dominance [spoiler]touch me bby[/spoiler]
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Steal what cash I can, then report the body to the police.
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Take credit for it.
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Take all money from wallet and then call the cops
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Pee on it to assert dominance.
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to me it really just depends on the condition of the person if they had a heart attack or something like that i would probs just think they r sleeping and walk right past if i found them splattered all over the place and rotting though i dont think ill be able to sleep ever
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kill it
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Light some candles. Put on some baby making music and crack open a cold one.
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Editado por Inflicte: 6/27/2016 11:06:46 PM"Dammit, Spongebob. Ya done -blam!-ed up."
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Editado por rat: 6/27/2016 10:11:34 PM( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"Well that's a shame" -exit stage left-
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1 RespuestaPoke it with a stick until the authorities arrive.
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2 RespuestasPick the shiny item off the corpse like in dark souls
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3 RespuestasStep one Make decoy Step two Lure cops into my shed Step three Sodomization
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1 RespuestaDarn, it's happened again. Welp, not much else we can do now *starts swallowing the corpse whole*
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Editado por IMADAJ: 6/27/2016 7:41:29 PMAre you ok? Are you ok? Help You, call 911 and grab an AED Look and listen 30:2 chest compressions to breaths Check again after 5 cycles (AED arrives) Continue compressions and rescue breaths while the other person turns on AED and apples shock pads to the chest. Hands off while AED checks for a pulse Shock advised "Hands off and stay clear" (AED shocks and advises to continue CPR) Continue pattern until EMS arrives or the person has a pulse and is breathing (and rolled into the recovery position)
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I hereby raise you from the dead!
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GOD IM SO HUNGRY!
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I agree with 39% of the people
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Call the cops
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
