What's your alibi? I will be the judge! Answer wisely o.O
Edit: I need more judges and maybe lawyers to defend suspects! PM me for a position.
Edit: Needing Juries!!
Edit: We hit 600 cases! This is great for business-.-
New Judge(s): RobøPants, Kains
New Lawyers: ArbirtaryOak, RevitalizedIQ, Assasin Trump, Sam I Am
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#Offtopic
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1 RespuestaMy ex did it!
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2 RespuestasAt the time of the murder I was playing skyrim!
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He deserved it?
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Again?!
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I was out killing some other guy, so I couldn't have killed this guy.
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4 RespuestasI was fûcking op's mom at the time of the murder. Ask her, i dont think she will ever forget it. [spoiler]jk just had to[/spoiler]
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Butt plug
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*Plays classical music* pulls a machine pistol out if jacket pocket. Hired Mercs grapple down and bust through the windows. Starts playing Hellcat - look it up its a great song - everything goes slow motion I walk out building blows up as I walk out. Come at me 👈😉
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2 RespuestasBut sir, I wanted that Kirby amiibo more than him.
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Fus ro dah
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1 RespuestaLook! A squirrel!
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1 RespuestaI missed
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1 RespuestaI was out all night the night of the murder with my friends, here's my taco bell receipt
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2 RespuestasI was masterbating in my room
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Frostmourn hungers...
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1 RespuestaIt was the terminator robot version of me from the future
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1 RespuestaBecause I wanted him dead your honor.
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Pff, I'm too busy playing Xbox to murder people.
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You can't hire Jurors, they are placed on Jury duties, so you must Draft Jurors
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I plead the 5th!
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She told me it's not murder if it mutual.
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But he laughed when I stepped on a bit of Lego....
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4 RespuestasIt's not murder if I only attempted to murder him.
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1 RespuestaHe poured the milk first
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1 RespuestaEditado por AbioticApple: 6/24/2016 7:17:36 PMHe stole from my eggplant. No one steals my eggplant.
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2 RespuestasYea I did asshole had it coming