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Editado por Bendickleson:
6/30/2016 2:36:49 AM
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YOU'RE IN COURT FOR MURDER!!!!!!
What's your alibi? I will be the judge! Answer wisely o.O
Edit: I need more judges and maybe lawyers to defend suspects! PM me for a position.
Edit: Needing Juries!!
Edit: We hit 600 cases! This is great for business-.-
New Judge(s): RobøPants, Kains
New Lawyers: ArbirtaryOak, RevitalizedIQ, Assasin Trump, Sam I Am
English
#Offtopic
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Can I be in the jury? 🌚
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Can I be a jury member?
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Nooooooooooooo!! Wait what?
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3 RespuestasI'm Batman!
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1 RespuestaEditado por OhtheHugeManity: 6/26/2016 9:27:12 AMI stubbed my toe the morning of the murder. This injured toe came into contact with influential substances and intoxicated me. Being intoxicated and enraged, I was not in control of my actions and thus cannot be held accountable for my actions. Oh and I was too busy banging your wife
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Editado por Sigmar: 6/28/2016 6:58:57 AMHe was tryings to be of escapings Gulag, and i can't be of havings prisoners escape Gulag, is bad for Motherland. And abouts the second murder, i am no guilty, neighbor was not of havings pool-cue proof walls.
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I couldn't have committed the crime. Between running a mile and beating my meat. I would have been to tired.
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19 RespuestasEvidence! Give me evidence that I committed the crime.
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1 RespuestaBut your honor [spoiler]they were a hillary supporter[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaI am a legend when it comes to defending.
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I need evidence to any accusations before this trial can even be held
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4 RespuestasSince you weren't there when they was killed, that means they could be alive or dead. Once you arrived, they were found dead; doesn't that mean the police are the ones who killed them?
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I help. I become lawyer.
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It started with... [spoiler]"Hold my beer."[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaI am but a fish, your honor. I cannot hold anything, nor have the means or intent to murder anyone.
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1 Respuesta[spoiler]Sir, this clearly happened on the day of the Purge. It is perfectly okay.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaHoney, I shrunk the kids.
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1 RespuestaGuilty, your honor. He asked me where the Ziploc bags were located and, you see, I don't -blam-ing work here.
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1 RespuestaI was loitering in a dark hallway, nothing to see here.... [spoiler]**turns head around slowly on a angle with eyes wide open and massive grin on face**[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaThere’s no alibi ‘Cause I’ve drawn regret From the truth Of a thousand lies So let mercy come And wash away What I’ve done I'll face myself To cross out what I’ve become Erase myself And let go of what I’ve done Put to rest What you thought of me While I clean this slate With the hands of uncertainty So let mercy come And wash away What I’ve done I'll face myself To cross out what I’ve become Erase myself And let go of what I’ve done For what I’ve done I start again And whatever pain may come Today this ends I’m forgiving what I’ve done! I'll face myself To cross out what I’ve become Erase myself And let go of what I’ve done What I’ve done Forgiving what I’ve done
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1 RespuestaI'm escort. Read my will.
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1 RespuestaI wish I killed him. I wish I was the monster you think I am.
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1 RespuestaI will finish the job. *pulls out axe*
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1 RespuestaEditado por FTG HaloFreek: 6/27/2016 5:10:09 PMI" would just like to say it had to do with..." (Pause for effect) [spoiler]CLOROX BLEACH[/spoiler] Then whips about a small bottle of Clorox bleach and downs the whole thing. "HAIL CLOROX!" Falls over dead.
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1 RespuestaIt was the third man honestly. I found his mask too! Would you trust a guy with 3 eyes?
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8 RespuestasEditado por ATP: 6/25/2016 6:29:30 AMProve I did it. I'm innocent until proven guilty.
