A few of you posted on my picture in that selfie thread saying I looked like a badass. (Would link but using app/lazy/yada yada..)
Well I've got one thing to say about that!..
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[spoiler]I have a great ass. [/spoiler]
Edit: Picture in question. Just so you know, I no longer smoke, and my eyes aren't actually as wonky as they some how seem to be here. I'm going to go with the sun being in my eyes at the time.
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1 Respuesta[quote]I have a great ass[/quote]
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2 RespuestasYou just need an eye patch and some shrapnel sticking out of your temple and you'll be just like punished snake. You might need a beard too.
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1 Respuestawell now you have to prove to us that you have a great ass
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1 RespuestaJames Dean reincarnated
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1 RespuestaI have the weirdest boner.
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1 RespuestaYou're like the human version of bender.[spoiler]jk, no one is that cool[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaIt looks like you're smoking a pencil
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1 RespuestaYou look like a retard.
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7 RespuestasSomeone is enjoying an ego boost.
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1 RespuestaYou won't be making any lady parts wet with that little twig in your mouth. Get some dark shades and a couple cuban cigars in that gloryhole of a mouth and you'll be heading in the right direction.
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1 RespuestaYou look like I'm going to outlive you. Good luck with lung cancer, Stud.
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1 Respuestalooks like you may have assassinated Kennedy.
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3 RespuestasCigarettes you scum?
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Eh, sort of
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8 RespuestasHey ponyboy
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1 RespuestaGreat hair.
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1 RespuestaHitler youth ?
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1 RespuestaYou remind me of Magneto in the New X-Men movies So sexy hot damn, too bad im straight, such a curse
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3 RespuestasYou look like a cross between Ben Affleck and a young Alec Baldwin...
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1 RespuestaWhat are you rebelling against?
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4 RespuestasYou look like a ww2 german soldier
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1 RespuestaYou sure do got a purty mouth
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I think predictive text must have changed it to badass rather than just "ass"
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1 Respuesta
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Gay [spoiler]no ban pls[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaYou do indeed.