1. Call the other guy a "kid" even though you have no information as to their age, and hopefully they will focus on this point and you can dodge losing an argument with finesse. 2. Tell them they know nothing about what they are talking about, despite your probable lack of skill in the same area, thereby baiting them into boasting-then you can hit them with the "arrogant" card for extra points. 3. Say "lol" "XD" and "lmao" in every single sentence. This can be, but rarely is, a double edged sword; they can say you look really dumb for saying these things, but that's a feeble argument and they have bigger fish to fry-like the condescension that using these terms implies. 4. If you lose, make sure to tell them that they have been reported for insults as a parting shot-points for style are awarded for "enjoy your ban", which attempts to scare them into thinking you have that power. 5. Tell them that they aren't worth arguing with anyway-for example, "you only have a 0.99 kd kid lmao". Telling them to "suck their dad's dick" is also a way of putting them down. However, back on-topic: this will instil a sense of no self worth, therefore disheartening them, or better yet, enraging them, causing them to not think out what they say next. I'm open to suggestions for any more [spoiler]I'd bet that someone in this very thread will have a real argument with someone else over nothing. You just wait and see...[/spoiler] Ookshmook383141: Disregard anything they say as untrue. After all, what do they know? crazeeavery: Zoom in on any grammatical mistakes or spelling errors, and use it against them. Inflicte, Uni and jbentzing18: Once the tide turns to their favor, call them salty for constantly replying. Otherwise, just say "haha this was satire anyway you took the b8" without fully comprehending what satire even is. Many commenters: Godwin's Law. Simple as that. Whiskey Chits: OP is a fgt TouchyBurrito: Go onto an alt and make it seem like they are outnumbered. This probably will intimidate them away, and will make the opponent seem worse in the eyes of observers. sarsjrn: Use complex language to scare them off-if it actually is a kid they may ask you what they mean, leaving them vulnerable to a "moron" comment. Recon Number 54: Mash the keyboard and hope strong arguments come out. Sarjent Dood: Compare club penguin accounts Wild Gringo: Use 😂 after every word and use now meaningless insults including but not limited to, Hick, redneck, fascist, communist, libtard, cancer (literally cancer works too), idiot, moron, Desticle, kid, sheeple, fgt, or simply state something that they probably are like, Liberal, Conservative, Atheist, Christian, pro-Trump, pro-Hillary and so on because you assume it is somehow offensive to them.