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Editado por Kronus:
6/15/2016 12:20:28 AM
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100% of deaths are associated with overdoses of oxygen!
Recent scientific findings show that all people who breathe oxygen die at some point! This is possibly due to oxygen overdoses when we breathe! Here are answers to commonly asked questions.
[b]Why does it hurt not to breathe oxygen?[/b] The reaction you have when not breathing is withdrawal from oxygen, like a drug addiction. It hurts us, but we can't stay away! This makes it seem like we need it!
[b]What about the other components in the air?[/b] Those are already bad for you. Water vapor causes pneumonia. Carbon dioxide in large amounts is harmful. Carbon monoxide can kill you too! Helium cannot be breathed! All of these, however, have been studies heavily. Only recently did we discover that oxygen is linked to all deaths ever recorded. All of those people breathed oxygen. Not one breathed another gas!
[b]What about liquid oxygen? Is that breathable?[/b] We can't breath liquid, dumbass.
[b]What is safe to breathe?[/b] Nothing! Just hold your breath. The tickling sensation tells you it is working! It is [i]completely[/i] safe. Unless, of course, you are already used to breathing oxygen.
[b]Don't our cells need oxygen?[/b] No. You can still live without it, but lactic acid will build up. Eventually, you'll get used to it. We already got used to oxygen, which hurts you.
[b]What about other life forms?[/b] Animals (minus humans) are barely sentient. They can't tell if their dying or not. Plants, however, got the right idea, and reversed the tables so that oxygen was the waste product, instead of being the intake.
[b]What about solid oxygen?[/b] Just shut up, dumbass. I already told you to shut up.
[b]How can we fix our lifestyles?[/b] Breathe whatever you fancy, as long as it isn't oxygen.
I hope that this information will help you survive the oxygen onslaught!
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1 Respuesta*downvote* *pause* [spoiler]*upvote*[/spoiler]
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what if you die in space? I mean it wouldn't be an "overdose" of oxygen than
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What if you drown?
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Healthcare has a 100% death rate.do t go to the doctor I guess
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3 RespuestasI held my breath for 7 minutes and turned purple, am I getting healthier?
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I live on the Sun. So... [spoiler]1v1 on Rust, kid.[/spoiler]
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What's funny is that breathing too much pure oxygen will actually kill you.
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IT'S A TRAP
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Well... 100% of these threads are shit, boring and unoriginal!!
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2 RespuestasLame and not funny.
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1 RespuestaWhat about slime oxygen?
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1 RespuestaShould've said O2.
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1 RespuestaMy hamster died from death, you insensitive ass!
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1 RespuestaTitle made me laugh way too hard.
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1 RespuestaEditado por digitalmatt 0: 6/15/2016 8:26:02 PMHe's right. Studies show they all ate bread too. Stay away from Satan's food!
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1 RespuestaThe other day, I found out I was born on the same day as my birthday! Life is crazy!
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1 RespuestaGuns still kill people tho. Not oxygen. 😂
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3 RespuestasI kill oxygen, and oxygen kills me. It is love.
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1 RespuestaBut what if your chocking on air? Or what if your in space?
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1 RespuestaDid you know dying is un heathy
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1 RespuestaWhat about drowning.
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7 RespuestasActually it's 99.9, you forgot about Deadpool.
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1 RespuestaI think a shotgun blast to the brain doesn't count as an "oxygen overdose"
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1 RespuestaEditado por Emurinus: 6/15/2016 3:34:18 PMThe funny thing is, Oxygen actually is poisonous in large amounts. The reason we don't feel any affects is because we take in much more Nitrogen than Oxygen, and our cells replicate to replace damaged ones.
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2 RespuestasUmmm.... Your death would be to a lack of oxygen... Good try OP but... Fail
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3 Respuestas*rips off glasses* My God How could I have been so blind!?
