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6/14/2016 2:59:17 PM
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Oh, yeah.
*Mortar gives you the drone. The frame seems to be made of some lightweight unknown metal, the minigun hums with some sort of energy*
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"Interesting I've never seen this type of metal before"
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Oh, you like it? It's called Valhite, and I had a mine on earth, or, more accurately, the Underworld
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Yeah. It's actually woven into my clothes, so they're hard to break. I had a large supply being an Ex God and king and all.
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"Really?" [b]He sounds very interested[/b]
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Oh, yeah. The king thing is more recent, because my Dad was killed, which is awesome, and I rule it now. As for the ex God thing... Let's just say that I didn't like being a war god.
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"Very interesting"
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Never thought much of it... What about you?
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"I'm just a technological genius"
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Well, when said like that, it doesn't sound too cool, but... I dunno... I've had people trying to One up me, but, it's hard to one up this. *Mortar dissolves into the ground and walks into the room, knocking a little on the door, as he had when he first entered.* Hey, what are ya making?
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"Woah, what the..."
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Yea, it's impressive to most people, but it's just how I move around places. I just need a solid medium to use it, which is why I made this Portal Stick Thingy. *Mortar pulls out a small metal rod, it looks similar to a Sonic Screwdriver* This thing allows me to make a portal to other worlds I can't normally reach.
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"Woah, how does it work"
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It's hard to explain... It doesn't tear a hole in the universe like many theorize, but I had to send out many drones and Satellites to keep it working... It works like a phone, in which you need reception.
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"Hmm" [b]He starts pacing[/b]
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You okay, this is a lot to take in... Not gonna even mention the fact that I got a talking winged cat. *As if almost on cue, it walks in* [b]Hey, Mortar, have you seen Cyan?[/b] Oh, Hey Mion. No, I haven't. Did she get on? [b]I dunno, but I couldn't find her, Sonya, Crossbow, OR Wit.[/b] Strange. Well, Cross is good by himself, since, you know, his shadow powers. Wit can make portals, but I don't know about Sonya or Cyan. Or, Sorry Clyde, this is Mion, my cat. [b]I keep telling you I'm not a cat.[/b] It's okay. I won't call you that anymore. *He leans in and whispers in your ear* Yeaa, he's a cat.
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[b]He leans down to look at the cat[/b] "Curiouser and curiouser"
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[b]I'm sorry? I'm just a normal cat looking creature.[/b] If you were trying to say something clever, Mion, it didn't work. [b]Damn it... Well, I'm gonna get something to eat. The big double doors, right?[/b] Yea. [b]Okay.[/b] *Mion walks out*
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"Very peculiar"
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To some, yeah, but to me, at the end of the day, he's just a normal cat that I can talk to
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"Is this natural where you come from?"
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Well, yes and no... I've only seen two, one hates my guts. But long ago, there were loads of em.
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"Strange"
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I guess... Animals normally love me
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"Hmm, well I would like to know your name"
