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Where do you live [spoiler]ask me [i]anything[/i][/spoiler]

If 1+1=2, and 2+2=8, what does 3+3=? Only open spoiler if you think you have it, or give up [spoiler]Well, here is the thing. This riddle is not mathematically correct. This means it is more of figuring out the pattern to get it right. If you didnt do that, unfortunately, you are wrong. The correct answer is: 22. Did you get it?[/spoiler] Edit: If you got it wrong, explain what you did :)

How old are you?

[spoiler] Little by little the night turns around. Counting the succs which tremble at dawn Lotuses succ on each other in yearning Under the eaves a succ fish is resting Set the controls for the heart of the succ. Over the mountain watching the watcher. Breaking the darkness, waking the grapevine. One inch of love is one inch of succ Succ is the shadow that ripens the wine. Set the controls for the heart of the succ The heart of the sun, the heart of the succ Witness the fish who gibes teh best succ Making the shape of his questions to Heaven Whether the succ will fall in the evening Will he remember the lesson of giving? Set the controls for the heart of the succ The heart of the sun, the heart of the succ [/spoiler]

What's in my pocket?

O rly?

No offense m8, but you can't really make an "Ask Me [i][b]Anything[/b][/i]" post and the stipulate what people can and can't ask you...that kinda defeats the purpose of it being "Ask Me [b][i]Anything[/i][/b]" Just saying... *Tips fedora* [spoiler]We are Offtopic. We are legion. We may forgive; we do not forget. Expect us.[/spoiler]

Do you accept Dong as our lord and saviour?

Do you like ketchup

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

Where is the best place to eat?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/aH3xCIR.gif[/spoiler]

looking for girls who are really good at mario kart for wii and single. do not reply if you are a playstation or xbox or pc skrub.

Why no personal questions?

Why are jews the chosen people

No?

Love me, Brando.

How many apples a day keep the doctors away?

Hey brandy

What was my exact heart rate approx 10 months ago at 1:47PM PST

But will you reply to every single one though?

Lesbian lover is upset, what do?

You hyped for amy new games?

Do you gibe gud succ?