Commander Wort: The Desticles' posts have breached the off topic subforum Smashed what was left of the original community to offsite communities like sep7. Commander Wort: Casualties from the subsequent raid were..." [i]Medics race by with an injured (and midget sized, apparently) The Red Spade on a stretcher.[/i] Commander Wort: "...extreme. The desticles could've landed anywhere, but he committed all his forces here. Offtopic. The ruins of The Flood. Then, they started posting. Recon: "What about Halo? Commander Wort: 343i took it, but all releases have been dissapointing. Now, the desticles are looking for something called 'new content', where they'll be able to ruin other franchises. If they succeed, Dark Souls, Battlefield, every decent franchise... Recon: "The desticles will kill us all." Hamlet Enthusiast: "Wort, I have CrazyLincoln on the line Commander Wort: "Patch him through." [i]CrazyLincoln appears on the main screen.[/i] CrazyLincoln (Video COM): "Good news, Commander Wort? "Commander Wort: "As good as it gets, sir." Lord Hood (Video COM): "So I see. What's your status, son? "Recon: "Ninja. Sir." CrazyLincoln (Video COM): "Glad to hear it. The Commander's come up with a good plan. But without you, I wasn't sure we could pull it off. "Commander Wort: "The desticles are clustered above the Offtopic subforum. And their infantry has deployed Anti-offtopic ninjas around the perimeter. But, if we neutralize one of the ninjas, punch a hole in Destiny's defenses... "Lord Hood (Video COM): "I'll initiate a low-level strike. Hit 'em right where it hurts. I only have a handful of users, Recon. It's a big risk. But I'm confident—" [i]The power cuts completely.[/i] Hamlet Enthusiast: "Hell! Not again!" Commander Wort: "Emergency generators! Now!" Hamlet Enthusiast: "Internet failed. They're down. "Commander Wort: "As soon as they're up, re-establish contact with CrazyLincoln. Let him know that-" [i]An army of desticles suddenly appear on all the screens.[/i] Desticles (Video COM): "You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in offtopic, thinking what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming nuke? No. Your subforum will burn until its surface is but Destiny related posts! And not even your Recon will live to creep, blackened from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage... the culmination of our 10-year plan. For your destruction is the will of Bungie! And us? We are their instrument!" [i]The power returns[/i] WortWortWarthog: "Stupid desticles. Just love to run their mouth!" Recon: "Does they usually mention me?" Commander Wort: "Give the order. We're closing #offtopic. Hamlet Enthusiast: "Wort?" Commander Wort : "We're about to get hit." Hamlet Enthusiast (COM): "All users! Defense code Alpha-one. Prepare for immediate evacuation!" Commander Wort: "The wounded. We're getting them all out. WortWortWarthog: "If I have to carry 'em myself. Hamlet Enthusiast: "Wort, squad leaders are requesting a rally point. Where should they go?" [i]Wort walks to his computer and draws a brings up Bungie.net.[/i] Commander Wort: "#Destiny." ___________________________________________ Captain Wort jr.: "Anomaly, all I need to know is did we lose them Anomaly: "I think we both know the answer to that." Captain Wort jr.: (sighs) "We made a shitpost. How did they—" Anomaly: "Not take the b8? The desticles have always experienced it. As for tracking us all the way from #offtopic... being a popular user, my posting options were limited Captain Wort jr.: "We were using alts, yes?" Cortana: "Until we edited our post, no one could have missed the obvious b8 title ." Anomaly: "They were waiting for us in #Destiny." Captain Wort jr.: "So, where do we stand?" Anomaly: "Our users are mopping up the last of the angry desticles now, nothing serious." Anomaly: (continues) "But I've isolated approach signatures from multiple corrupt ninjas, make it three year PM bans per group. And in about 90 seconds they'll be all over us. "Captain Wort jr.: "Well, that's it then. Bring #offtopic back up to Combat Alert Alpha. I want everyone on their accounts. "Anomaly: "Everyone, sir?" Captain Wort Jr.: "Everyone. Captain Wort Jr.: "And Anomaly..." [i]Anomaly's avatar angrily appears[/i] Anomaly: "SEXIST PIG!" Captain Wort Jr.: "...let's give our former ninja a warm welcome Anomaly: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! ___________________________________ [spoiler]dont know the quote source[/spoiler]