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6/6/2016 4:47:52 AM
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Best pick up lines
Just wanting to hear all the edgy and original pick up lines everyone has?
[spoiler]Are you a chicken farmer cause you know how to raise a cock[/spoiler]
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15 RespuestasThe Lavernius Tucker Guide to Picking Up Women/Getting Maced Hey babe, did you fall from heaven? 'Cause I've always wanted to bone an angel. Bow chicka bow wow. You need a hardline connection? I've got a hard line you can use. Bow chicka bow wow. Hey babe, nice legs. What time do they open? You need to make a backup. I can back you up. Bow chicka bow wow. You haven't heard? I'll fill you in. Bow chicka bow wow.
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I like a girl who really likes to push into the objective
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1 RespuestaEditado por Captain Diabetes: 6/7/2016 11:04:57 PMThis is from the banned episode of Family Guy: Peter walks into room in a N`azi uniform. Ok girls, there's only one way your not getting on that train.
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9 Respuestas"I have memes"
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You make my penis erect
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Girl you are one tall glass of water and im telling you straight up...im thirsty.
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Are you a jew? Cause you are smokin.
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1 RespuestaHey girl, are you my therapist? Because talking to you is starting to feel like a complete waste of both our time.
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Ill make a haiku instead. Hey girl, you're nice I wanna -blam!- you so hard tho Its snowing on mt. Fuji
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3 RespuestasYour eyes are as blue as my toilet water [spoiler]tried it once and it actually worked[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasMy friend got a slap for saying to some girl 'are you cement because something on me is going hard'
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They call me the YouTube copyright system [spoiler]cause I'll -blam!- you when you least expect it [/spoiler]
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Oyy pick it fckin up Nowwww
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4 Respuestas1. Acquire several dozen limes 2. Walk up 2 ur crush 3. Drop all the limes. 4. Try to pick them up but keep dropping them 5. Repeat until they notice 6. when they notice, say "sorry, I'm just really bad at pick up limes" 7. Cry because this was a stupid idea and now you can't afford basic necessities because you wasted all your money on limes. 8. ????
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3 RespuestasAre you sitting on the F5 key? [spoiler]cause that ass is refreshing[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaHey baby, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
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"Nice shoes. Wanna -blam!-?" Short and to the point.
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9 RespuestasHer- hey nice shirt Me-thanks feel how soft it is Her-*rubs sleeve* man that is soft Me -guess what it's made of. Her -what? Me-boyfriend material ;)
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1 Respuesta[b]YOU'LL DO[/b]
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2 RespuestasEditado por PepperyySalt: 6/7/2016 11:25:38 PMSpell me M-E You forgot the D There's no D in me Not yet
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I have this Amulet of Mara here. Wanna see it?
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van
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1 RespuestaHey baby. You a doughnut? Because I want to -blam!- you so hard.
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1 RespuestaAustralians will get this. Did you just walk into a tree? No well how bout a root?
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're like a 6.
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2 RespuestasHey baby, I love you like a gorrila loves 3-year olds.
