Find me some awoken bitches. Or try my luck at turning Eris Morn into Eris Moan. C;

I'll strip naked immediately and self admire in front of a mirror.

Seduce Tess Everis

Warlock: Vomit oil on the cryptarch for all the crappy rolls he's given me. Titan: Activate Hammer of Sol and throw it at people I hate. Hunter: Jump to the top of my house and fall off. At the end, I would shadestep.

Kill the speaker Find an ahamkara Shoot foot in water Spend time on my female hunter to... level up Kill jalaal Kill hideo Chill at the citadel.

Well, I think this sums up what I'd do perfectly: [spoiler]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...carefully.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/spoiler]

Golden gun Trump and Hillary from Europe. Your welcome America. Ghorn ISIS. Your welcome west asia. Colonize planets. Your welcome NASA. Basically I would "become legend"

I would defect from the Tower and do my own thing; I see the Towers leaders as complete imbeciles. I'd definitely bed Mara Sov while at the same time creating an elite team of Guardians who defect from the Tower in an attempt to harness the Darkness and recreate the sub-classes in their dark forms. Additionally, I would create ghost of darkness whose shells would look like Kate Beckinsale and do more then open doors. Furthermore I would create legendary/exotic weapons for each class. Hunter- Handcannon sword hybrid Warlock- Spear sniper hybrid Titan- Chainsaw shotgun hybrid And lastly, I would enjoy the fact that I was revived from who knows how many years of death as a new Awoken!!

Kill ALL THE MEMBERS OF ISIS [spoiler]and rename it WASWAS[/spoiler]

Hunter(male)- 1. Go invisible 2. Sneak into shower with wife 3. Cut the hot water mid soap. (Revenge for dumping a glass of ice water on me while I was showering) Warlock( awoken female)- 1. Seduce wife 2. Record proceedings. 3. Profit.

Taken shudder to every cute girl I see lol Oh wait I can do that now lol

I'd overthrow our corrupted government