While you are soundly sleeping an intruder has broken into your home. The sudden crash has awoken you. He has a gun and intends to kill you. What do you do?
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Wish him luck when he meets my dog.
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I'll just fall back to sleep. Wtf. A man has to have sleep. No matter what's happening.
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I would probably be killed
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Kill him first. Or at least take him down with me.
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I would [i]Killll himmm backkk[/i]
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2 RespuestasThat depends, is he black? Because if I fight back in [i]any[/i] way, the BLM activists will kill me even more horribly than he would
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Well he gonna get shot. 'MURICA.
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3 Respuestas"Sure you could shoot me dead, like a pussy, or we could dual with fisticuffs like men"
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1 RespuestaI must warn you, I have a tiny bullet proof shield the exact size of a bullet somewhere on my body. If you hit it, I'll be unharmed, and you'll look really silly!
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4 RespuestasInform him that guns kill and he shouldn't have one.
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2 RespuestasShow him my sign
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4 RespuestasHa! The joke's on him! My house is a gun-free zone. - Liberals
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Get my tonfa or my mini baseball bat souvenir and hide behind my door so when he walks into my room he is met with the full force of a black belt in TaeKwonDo
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I'm Finna pull a terminator and eat a bullet to the face
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12 RespuestasChallenge him to a pokemon duel. *Someone challenges you to a duel*
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Dress up as a burglar and said,"Wrong house,buddy."
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Considering my college debt, lie in bed and fake sleep
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1 RespuestaDump baby powder all over my face, wear a black hoodie, grab kitchen knife. Walk up to him slowly, singing in a creepy-ass voice: G is for Gangsters toting machine guns U is for U are dead N is for never gonna see your family again 'cause you've got a bullet in your heeaaad. [spoiler]He'll be scared shitless and run for it.[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasI'll use the report abuse button. That always works. [spoiler]Thank you school[/spoiler]
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Editado por Goldship: 5/31/2016 8:25:53 AMSneak attack with a baseball bat
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He'd probably see all of my weeaboo shit and realize I'm extremely dangerous with a katana. Then run away like a little bitch.
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If this was twitter I'd have to say Inb4 black activists
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Get my gun out and corner camp
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Kill him first.