You're slipping. This is just bad bait. Your posts in the past have been nice. Amusing. Usually you make it seem like an actual fact that you were trying to educate the masses on, but this? This is messy. This post reeks of effort. I understand that it's your way of trying to take over #destiny and keep the ninjas from moving this post to off-topic but it's your worst attempt. I look forward to your next effort and hope it's at least slightly more thought out than this was.

Do people seriously still believe the earth is flat? What the hell do we gotta do to prove it wrong? Throw every person who believes it into orbit? Actually I'd be down for that.

(cracks knuckles) I'll admit it's better than your other stuff. You stepped it up. Fair enough. I always like the part at the beginning. It's sharp, clean, and purposeful. But well-designed or not... Trolling... I mean... Wow, trolling? I'm sorry, but your cart is so far in front of your horse, it's laughable. Call me an old man, but are you not familiar with the official nerd takeover protocols of 1978? We hammered out some SERIOUS documents that long night defining how this was going to work... I don't know why you guys are hanging around here trolling these folks during phase two. I feel like I have to lay out the whole plan that nerds seem to forget now... The entire internet was conceived as an off-topic message board, so we could first and most importantly get away from the rest of the mundane, mind-dulling world. There, we would build a maze from which they could never escape, and then abduct thier very culture into a prison to which only we understood... We have had many keks along the way, yes, and why not? Some would even say top keks. After all, as I just explained the labyrinth was first our sanctuary. But the real top kek was supposed to be the reigns of the world itself finally being ripped from the incompetent, uninspired old claws they have been wrapped around for hundreds of years. We are NERDS man, and that is our job. No one else can do it. They won't mind after we do it. They all have facebook now. We need to get this cart rolling towards phase three again, then you can troll until you are blue in the the face. I wish we had thought of the hazard of you guys possibly getting sidetracked like this back in the beginning, we were on -blam!-ing point back then. Like back when we sold the plans for the internet to Al Gore in the 70's in exchange for distilled spotted owl squeezings, which you may know are eight times as potent as mescaline. We wanted someone to make the.-blam!-er anyway, AND we hallucinated for days. Some of us still are, goddamn owls. Goddamn secret government organic LSD production vector initiative. -blam!-ing amateur hour. But the real problem is this: You are bogging down "phase two" which you would know all about if you had even READ the charter of the internet... -blam!- it, I'll try to summarize. See, we have to get everyone actually USING the internet BEFORE we start making fun of them. EVERYONE. Phase one: create alternate reality with alternate set of values, phase two (PAY ATTENTION, this is the part you're -blam!-ing up. I know it's hard, there might be new posts on reddit, it's been four seconds) phase two is GET EVERYBODY ON THE INTERNET. And not just sometimes. We need em on it like WE'RE on it, do you dig? On it for good. On it A LOT. You guys are blowing this, it's like you lack any real respect for your forebears. I went to the secret underground headquarters last week to get some old vinyls to sell at my yard sale, and the damn trained guard monkeys were all dead. Nobody fed them, because you guys are too busy making fun of teenagers for blindly supporting a video game they like. HOW CUTTING EDGE. You guys think being random and funny on the internet is a thing to do, but it was meant to be a means to an end. You're slowing down phase two by making it unwelcoming, because you just couldn't keep it in your pants until every living man woman and child on earth started using the internet all day every day. THEN we were going to suddenly turn around and start calling them words made of syllables also appearing in words describing the male anatomy. We were going to systematically destroy their self esteem, and then raze all the filthy bullshit they respect and value in the real world to the ground while they furiously typed reply posts to our many spambots who keep them busy all day on facebook or b.net... You're blowing it. You got bored waiting, I know. But you're blowing everything. If you want to help the REAL nerds who built all this shit, well... Grab a shovel and help me bury these -blam!-ing monkeys. Keep the costumes, though. We can use those for the next monkeys. And put your -blam!-ing dick back in your pants or I'll draw a face on it and make it into a youtube celebrity. Someone around here needs to pay the -blam!-ing bills. TLDR: <----- Is what god says when he finally snuffs us out for going nowhere and wasting our lives. -blam!- TLDR, and -blam!- 2016. Old nerd out.

How do time zones work with a flat earth?

Either you're: 1) A troll 2) Actually believe this. If you are 2, and truly believe the earth is flat, please look at that picture. Would you call that flat? In case you don't know, flat is "smooth and even; without marked lumps or indentations." So is that canyon in the image flat? No, it is not. It is the grand canyon. Therefore, by definition, the planet can not be flat. Also, continuing with said definition, if the earth was flat, we could not have any bodies of water, unless the entire planet is water and then the land under the water would also need to be flat, otherwise it would break the definition. So please, if you're 2, go outside and talk to some people with an IQ that is 90+.

Can someone please post the bill Nye video.

If you claim the Earth is flat, then why has nobody fallen off the edge?

Problem is, dickhead, you're communicating with us through orbital sattelites. What a total [b]f[/b]ucking retard. Do us all a favour, and die young.

Krishnas Prophet Educating Desticals since '16

This is the 2nd thread of this today.....is it the apocalypse? This is like saying vaccines are the problem. I don't understand people.

*tries to resist obvious bait, or if not that than retardation*

Then explain to me this: Why do you see boats come over the horizon? It's because they are actually coming over the spherical shape of the earth.