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Editado por Finky Bean:
5/27/2016 5:23:44 AM
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Almost got caught by my sister "browsing Safari".
Last time she caught me was October. I was crying because my phone got tapped. Now she knocked on my door asking for my charger and asked why the door was locked. I just told her that the door is relatively new and I wanted to test the lock because the old one was broken. She knew exactly what was going on. She had the phone flashlight on my underwear, but luckily, my ass was towards her and I wasn't pitching a tent. But phew. That was close.
EDIT: Finished 40 minutes after the last edit. That was a pretty good session!
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#Offtopic
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4 Respuestas>she knew what was going on >came in anyway She wants your dick, fam.
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1 RespuestaWhen she asked why it was locked, you should've said, "Because I'm stroking my meat until climax, come in and help or leave me alone, dammit!"
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1 RespuestaLooking through the ebony section of youporn?
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That edit though
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10 RespuestasPlease, for the love of God, download Chrome.
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3 RespuestasAt least it wasn't explorer
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1 Respuesta[quote]Last time she caught me was October. I was crying because my phone got tapped. Now she knocked on my door asking for my charger and asked why the door was locked. I just told her that the door is relatively new and I wanted to test the lock because the old one was broken. She knew exactly what was going on. She had the phone flashlight on my underwear, but luckily, my ass was towards her and I wasn't pitching a tent. But phew. That was close. EDIT: Finished 40 minutes after the last edit. That was a pretty good session![/quote] Crying?
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Oh. Show spoiler
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Saw this again and thought it said "Blowing Safari" I mean it isn't [i] too [/i] far off from the truth, but still...
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1 RespuestaIve seen pron that started similar to this
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8 RespuestasWhy would you be pitching a tent inside your house?
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Use chrome, she'll understand
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Yea...[spoiler]she wants the d[/spoiler] [spoiler]and you know what the say[/spoiler][spoiler]incest wincest[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasEditado por crazeeavery: 5/27/2016 6:40:24 PMWhatever, girls do it to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and if they say they don't their lying.
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5 Respuestas[quote]EDIT: Finished 40 minutes after the last edit. That was a pretty good session![/quote] 1. Why would you tell us that? 2. Stop lying. Browsing Safari is never enjoyable. Download Chrome. 3. How old are you? 12?
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5 Respuestas[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] I caught my younger brother once. I told him what I had gone in there to say and left, closing the door behind me. It's not really that big of a deal, almost everyone does it.
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2 RespuestasTMI on that edit
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8 RespuestasDownload Chrome on your Iphone and go incognito
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3 RespuestasCan't be worse than walking in to your friends room and seeing his 12 yr old brother watching Asian girls doing it.
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5 RespuestasThe internet. The only place people will confidently talk about the highlights of thier masturbation sessions. What a time to be alive.
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1 RespuestaOne time my friends dad walked in right as he finished and he couldn't respond for a few seconds
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11 RespuestasThat was close. I dont know if I could live if anyone knew I used a shitty browser like safari either.
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Testing the lock? Really? I have contingency plans for if I were in that situation
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1 RespuestaNext time tell her, "f*ck off, I'm watching porn". Works every time.
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13 RespuestasStep 1: download and install chrome Step 2: use incognito in chrome Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit
