If I killed you today, then you were killed by a 40 year old wearing a Gas Monkey Garage t-shirt 5 sizes too big, drinking orange crush and jack daniels(try it it tastes like a orange tic tax, we call it a Tic Jac), whilst is black crocs and listening to Taylor Swift or Justin Beiber.
You're welcome.
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Nice, I'm definitely trying the tic Jac
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I can't handle Justin Beiber but I do like me some Taylor Swift. Don't judge me! [spoiler]not that I care.[/spoiler]
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Awesome!
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You mean "Ass Monkey". Dont believe everything you see on T.V. Guys a tool. Except Arron, he knows a thing or two.
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Yea he is kinda an ass all the time. I was hoping it was an act to be funny but in the last year or so you can tell it's not.
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Snugglebear?
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lmao, was talking about jb's baby song
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I can accept this
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Let her rip tater chip!
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What are y'all doin? Go make me some money!
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You sounded like a "T" total badass until you divulged your taste in music! Why man? [b][i]WHY!!!![/i][/b]
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I also like classical, rap, metal, grunge, it's just it felt like a pop 1 hits kinda day um'kay?
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Ugh! J/k - I have teenage daughters who sometimes deviate from the awesome music choices they grew up appreciating to get hyped up. I'm just glad they decided to quit competition cheer when band and sports got busier for them! Those things were like being in a club run by a deaf DJ with ADD.
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I guess you turn gay when you drink?
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Only for you ~.~v-~
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Where is brain bleach when I need it?
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Things you can't unread. Like I'm taking a mostly disfigured polliwog colony sh-t right now whilst typing this message.
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I was fine with it until t-swift and j-beebs
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Pop 1 hits kinda day um'kay!?
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I feel like you're also wearing Jean Shorts.
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Actually bright blue t-shirt shorts
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You Sir!!!!… are my new hero!
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Thank you citizen!
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Tic Jac for the win