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Editado por Tsukuyomi Zero:
5/24/2016 5:38:39 PM
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A 343 Fan showed up on my porch. What do?
He's just kind of sitting there. I don't know if he can stand up. I can smell the rotting remains of Halo 4 stuck in his hands. He's sitting in a pillow with a picture of a Politically Correct version of Cortana. Her body appears to be covered up by weird dominatrix clothes (Halo 5). I've tried giving him some free maps, some Forge, even infection, but he won't leave. What should I do?
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#Offtopic
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3 RespuestasHey pal. You just roll in from my username?
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Give him a bungie halo
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Kill him ... Kill him now ... Do it
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3 RespuestasGive him a copy of Overwatch.
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3 RespuestasGive him a damn falcon ffs.
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4 RespuestasMake him remember Reach
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Give him halo 3. The holy sigil will drive him away.
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Grid smash him.
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Promise him 2 more years of content but release it in small portions of dlc and charge 50$ if he wants to see the rest of the porch but get tired of it quickly
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Teach him/she how to write a good plot
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4 RespuestasShow him Sgt Johnson, he'll dip
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4 RespuestasFun fact: 343 is 7^3. #relevant
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5 RespuestasEditado por Wresmun: 5/25/2016 11:05:45 AMF[b]U[/b]CKING KILL THEM!!! NONE SHALL ESCAPE MY WRATH!!! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
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HERETIC
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Give him content at launch!
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Give him a halo 2 magnum.
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Put a gun to their head and put them out of their misery. It's the humane thing to do.
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1 RespuestaFix MCC
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2 RespuestasGive him enough forge options so that he can make a campaign that doesn't suck.
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Kill him
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1 RespuestaWith all these people having stuff on their porch, they may as well just have a porch sale
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Kill it [b]NOW![/b]
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If it's a hot day you can just turn it on. *gets sprinkled*
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Shoot him
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Point out his mistakes
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Put him out of his misery
