Step 1. Buy a can of Raid. (Preferably the ones that kill specifically wasps)
Step 2. Get your dick or clit stuck somewhere
Step 3. Eat a McDonald's sausage breakfast burrito
Step 4. Watch an episode of Filthy Frank
Step 5. Watch an episode of Hyperdimension Neptunia
Step 6. Spray the can of Raid all over you and tell out "FOR THE GLORY OF MAKINO!!!"
Step 7. Bang your head against the wall
Step 8. Cut your thighs
Step 9. Draw a mustache with a sharpie
Step 10. Listen to Roses by The Chainsmokers
Step 11. Enjoy your cancer free self!
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2 Respuestas[quote]How to get cancer[/quote]fix'd
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1 Respuestais there a reason for the hyperdimension neptunia plug, or..? I mean I'm not against it at all, I'm just wondering
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It all makes sense now...
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1 RespuestaStep 1, 3, and 6 unclear, accidentally started World War 69
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1 RespuestaInstructions unclear. Got AIDS
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2 RespuestasStep 5 is you need bby
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I have a good way to cure it. Dont get it.
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Thanks random stranger! [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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1. Deactivate your Bungie.net account 2. Uninstall the Destiny app 3. ???? 4. Profit.
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4 RespuestasEditado por Kenobi: 5/22/2016 11:44:06 PMStep 1: Join the military Step 2: Become a hitman Step 3: Marry a stripper Step 4: Find out you have cancer Step 5: Agree to experiments performed by a shady agency Step 6: Meet a guy named Francis who activates your mutant gene Step 7: Cancer cured
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1 RespuestaOr by leaving this place. We are cancerous. I'm leaving. You're all worse than YouTube.
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Tldr kys
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2 RespuestasTem flakes cur cencur
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Or just chop the kid up with the blades of an attack helicopter
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1 RespuestaHow to cure cancer 1) Leave offtopic forever 2)???? 3) Profit
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I got a better idea don't go into a cancerous area when you know it's that bad
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Followed instructions, but I accidentally went back into the forums, I instantly contracted AIDS
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1 Respuesta[quote]Step 5. Watch an episode of Hyperdimension Neptunia[/quote] But...this is all you need.
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Thx rly hlpd