Now first thing first, I'm a guy.
I have noticed my belly and boobs are growing.
This made me search 'what to expect when you're expecting' and it said you will miss your period. Now here's the scary part, I can't remember my last period.
Soo offtopic, am I pregnant?
Edit: people have been asking if I'm not exercising enough or something, it's hard seeing how at the moment I need to be eating for me and the baby.
I also don't know how I got pregnant I haven't held anyone's hands
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Absolutely not that ruins the surprise
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Yes I screwed you in your sleep last night
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1 RespuestaTell us the story on how this all happened
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U should cut back to 3 bags of doritos per day
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[quote]Now first thing first, I'm a guy. [/quote] Yes, you must!
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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter I have no expertise in this field other than try spinning your main rotor for more than an hour
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Just say you identify as a woman and all the libtards will think your pregnant
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I'm more curious of which one of us is gonna take the role of godmother and godfather then how you got pregnant.
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2 RespuestasDepends how strong the girl's pullout game was.
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4 RespuestasHave you tried Xbox.com?
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2 RespuestasYou probably just have Cancer.
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Just got to offtopic, I'm now leaving
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1 RespuestaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! spilled my beer..
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1 RespuestaIf u were pregnant, u woulda ate it by now
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Editado por NateWasBanned: 5/20/2016 4:46:20 PMYes, you have pregnancy. So stay away from me. I don't want to catch the pregnancy!
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2 RespuestasPregnancy- the worst STD
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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26 RespuestasIf I were you, I'd buy a test just to be safe. Make sure to put it in your mouth, and if it rises above 98.6°, you might have something.
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I think you are.
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Yes. I'm sorry to inform you.
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Yeah, you're pregnant alright....in the head!
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1 RespuestaAre you sure ur not eating a bit too much?
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I have five periods Monday. [spoiler]and yes[/spoiler]
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I say yes. Check Red Dwarf before doing anything rash.
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1 RespuestaOk so either your just some troller or you are to young and stupid to realize that men don't have periods