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5/19/2016 12:34:56 AM
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" Uhhhhh! Talk about a cock block! You know how long it takes to get this sword back to where it came from?!" As Garuud was speaking something dropped from the rafter and tried to latch onto Garuud. He pulled out his pistol and fired a shot through its head. "Okay, I feel better!"
*Childish voice* [b]"I was worried we were going to have to take a cold shower."[/b]
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[i][b]"Awww, is de wittwe humie angry?"[/b][/i] He laughs.
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"No not at all, I just wasn't expecting the sudden bombardment of awesomeness. Seriously, what is in that thing. Where can I get one?!" Garuud stood looking at the massive gun arm.
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[i][b]"Dis? Dis is mine! My personal Dakka! Only de most biggest, most baddest of Orks can have a Dakka like dis!"[/b][/i]
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"Oh! So I just have to be a badass to get one ? Deal! Let's go!"
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[i][b]"Silly Humie! You can't be an Ork, you git!"[/b][/i] He laughs. This humie was as dumb as a squig. [i][b]"You're as dumb as a squig!"[/b][/i]
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"What in Sam hell is a squig?" *mature voice* "maybe a squid?" Garuud chuckled " no no, he said squig" "I will fight you for a dakka?"
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[i][b]"you humie! You're so stupid! I can't believe it! You're dumber than a gretchin!"[/b][/i] He keeps laughing, basically loosing his shit.
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"Okay, now your just making names up!? Seriously, I want a dakka. Don't be a tease. Give it up." *childish voice* [b]"this took a turn"[/b]
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[i][b]"Okay Humie, now yer startin to annoy me. Git lost, or I'll smash ye to bits!"[/b][/i]
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"I think you'll find that I'm one bit you can't smash so easily!"
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[i][b]"I sed..."[/b][/i] He aims his right arm. [i][b]"... git lost!"[/b][/i]
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Garuud laughed. "You ever hear the one about the little bomb that could? He went out with a bang!" *Childish voice* [b]"Boom!"[/b] Garuud pulled out a C4 packet and tossed it at the space occupied by the massive ogres face. As soon as it got close Garuud detonated it causing a massive explosion right in his face. At this point when the smoke cleared Garuud was gone along with the floor underneath the ogre due to another C4 charge.
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The explosion barely scratched the armour of the Ork. As for the floor, it would take more than a few C4 charges to make a hole in warp-infused adamantium. The Ork stood still, after the smoke of the blast cleared. He noticed how the puny humie was gone. [i][b]"All dem humies, so scared all de time! Dey always be runnin' away! Bigger cowards than gretchins..."[/b][/i] He laughs, going away.
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[spoiler]Well crap, I cant really do much about that haha. I will come back... later![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol, I'll be waiting.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Good! Revenge! Once I level up and get some new goodies.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol. Come and get it if you want. But fair warning, I suggest looking up the weapons he uses. You'll realize how powerful they really are.[/spoiler]
