*returns to tower, armor harshly beaten*
Finally, home. That had to be the longest mission I've ever been on!
Hunters... Think they're the only ones who could go a week in the wild and make it out alive.
I need some water, I'm hella thirsty!
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Is probably not actually thirsty cause he died at the most half an hour ago
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Editado por Bigycheesy: 5/16/2016 4:07:33 AMWhen you get revived one would assume you are revived full and ready for battle. It is unlikely a Gaurdian would get thirsty often.
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A man in a black cape bumps into you and continues walking, he seems in a hurry He is whispering something but you cannot hear what
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An Old Russian Titan comes up to you and states "Such is life on the eastern front" before heading off into orbit
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Little did he know bombs were strapped to the Russian titan, and so the titan blows up while flying away
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He respawns back at the tower with a nonchalant look on his face, before stating "Such is life on the eastern front, comrade, such is life on the eastern front..."
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A distant bulletshot rings out hitting the Russians head A voice calls out "Die you commie scum!"
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... I'm just... Gonna go see my wife
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You have to help us with this commie scum
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That's easy *throws a bottle of vodka off the tower*
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Woah, no way sir
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*bunch of people jump off the tower after it* O_o is there some kind of communist plot?
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*coughs* Um...maybe
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A Russian Warlock runs out of the hanger screaming "Comrade!"
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[spoiler]Why[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]because[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You're[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]a[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Russian[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]potato[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]that[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]loves[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]to[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]dance[/spoiler]