What does this even mean?
Are females supposed to hide or something?
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Are they supposed to shout it from the roofs?
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[quote]What does this even mean? Are females supposed to hide or something?[/quote]
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My wife has gotten really good at hiding her vagina from me. It's like a mythical unicorn now. I know she has one but I can't ever seem to see it.
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What you require...is the proper bait. Lure it out, trap it, train it. [spoiler]My wife sees this comment and I'm dead. Should I go missing, you all know what happened.[/spoiler]
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Ooh don't have that problem here Man U better show her some attention before someone else does!
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Here's how you lure the elusive vagina out of hiding. 1. Wear nothing but a cowboy hat and black socks ( sandals are optional) 2. Cover yourself in honey 3. Do the helicopter while singing Duran Duran ( any song, doesn't matter)
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The cowboy hat has to be worn on the head 👇 otherwise this won't work!
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But then how will he do the helicopter?
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It will be like riding a bull see how long til it falls ;)
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Mr headcase is right above you, dont tell him all your secrets o.o
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Where do you think I learned that from? I'm telling ya , works every time.
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Lol, just take it. We like it kinda rough sometimes
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My missus read a post the other day of some relevance... "Sometimes all a lady wants is to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane"