In order to aid those that can't grasp the concept of a joke -SPOILER ALERT!- *This is a joke* i'm going to put this right up here. And yet some of you will still take this seriously.
Warlock
Nova bomb
Changes
- Upon activation nova bomb should instantly explode in the users hands to reduce lethality of the super, enemies caught in the blast will only be slightly pushed back
- 5x Increased charge rate
- Friend fire enabled
Stormtrance : This super is working as intended however a bug enables the player to move in all directions
Changes
- Player can now only move up, and cannot descend
Radiance
Changes
- Fix bug allowing players to self-revive when dead.
- Upon activation player will spontaneously combust into a dance emote for the duration of the super
- Invincibility frames increased to full duration of super
- Full movement enabled while dancing on fire
- Nearby players upon activation will be drawn into the fire dance
Titan
Ward of Dawn
Changes
- Upon activation, all players inside will be randomly launched back into matchmaking
- Upon activation, all players outside will be thrown into a game in progress
Fist of Havoc
- now automatically triggers when an enemy player pings the radar
- User is flung into the air immediately after impact
- Damage radius reduced 100%, damage increased 100% to compensate for non-existent radius
SunBreaker
Changes
- Mario Bros' Super Star soundtrack now plays upon activation to give the illusion of invincibility
- Fixed bug where player was not taking proper burn damage for being on fire for duration of super
- Hitting another player with a hammer of sol will now disconnect you from servers
Hunter
Blade Dancer
Changes
- Player movement speed increased by 2000% (hitting a wall will instantly kill the player)
- Upon activation, Fist of Havoc radius increased 1000% on player and will be immediately granted to the nearest enemy regardless of class
Golden Gun
Changes
- Replaced burning shots with confetti
- Replaces all reserve ammo with confetti for duration of game
Shadowshot
Changes
- Fixed bug where shots were not properly connecting with the enemy players knee
- Damage reduced 100%
- Enemy players hit will no longer be able to access PvE portions of the game due to taking an arrow to the knee
What do you guys think? Anything I missed?
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Editado por Space Shark: 5/20/2016 4:52:02 PMStormcaller nerf Since you get electrocuted you immediately die, and if allies are nearby they get electrocuted and die to. because Ben Franklin said so. Also if the warlock have a lot of medal on the range is increased and does 2X damage to team mates. (edit) while floating in to the sky NERF (i should wrk for bungie) Since landfall kills enemies 1 in from you it should also kill you
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1 RespuestaEditado por SactownNoob: 5/16/2016 3:50:48 AMWarlock doesn't self res that is a glitch. It's called Whack-A-Clone. While your dead body is on the ground a dummy clone pops up. This is a distraction tactic so the enemy will shoot at it. Then people on the Singers team that don't carry all grenades and Michael Jackson gloves will shoot the enemy.
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1 RespuestaNeed 1 on the third round looking for speed kill GT same as above
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1 RespuestaBungie thanks you for your comments. As always, we take game balance very, very seriously. As such, our team of analysts have looked at the raw data dealing with your complaints and have discovered the true source of the bugs. As per your request for proper, balanced gameplay, a patch is incoming that... will nerf fusion rifles immediately.
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2 RespuestasI...wait...you...what? How could anyone possibly at any point have taken any of this seriously? On a side note. Well done. That was funny.
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Shadestep - when used, kills every single hunter in the lobby
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10 RespuestasHad to reread this today because I was too tired last night to fully get the hilarity of it. After a hearty belly laugh and wiping many tears from my eyes I have the following changed to suggest: [u]Warlocks[/u] Nova Bomb: Upon activation and instant player death, the commentator from Mortal Kombat (N64 edition) will arise from the bottom right of the screen and shout "WHOOPSIEEEE!!" Stormtrance: As player is blasted ever skyward, Team Rocket will look on and say "at long last, we are not blasting off" Radiance: Upon activation surrounding guardians will break into a singing and dancing rendition of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire [u]Titans[/u] Ward of Dawn: A tiny cartoon clown with a gigantic ACME needle will appear and stick the bubble with the needle before whispering "Sorry to burst your bubble, bub" Fist of Havoc: Upon activation the player will be stuck in the fist slamming the ground frame while the entirety of the "One Punch Man" theme song plays Sunbreaker: After activation, a Bi-Frost portal will open from which will descend Odin. He will remove the hammer from the offending titan before flicking the puny mortal across the map and saying "You are not worthy to wield the hammer of Thor" [u]Hunters[/u] Bladedancer: Upon activation the player will be made to memorize and re-enact the entirety of Gene Kelly's "Singing in the Rain" number complete with all dancing . Golden Gun: The activation will force the player to compare and contrast the economic negatives and positives of a monetary system backed by gold Nightstalker: Any guardians not shot in the knee, will immediately scream FUS RO DAH before obliterating the hunter's existence from the grimoire
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Titan: -on activation of FoH player doubles in size, causingTwilight Garrison to break in two and fly off, killing anyone in its path. Ghost shouts for all on the map to hear HULK SMASH! Titan runs around shirtless for the rest of the match and has to crouch through doorways.
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10 RespuestasClass tweaks: Warlock: - Running animation doesn't match slow, graceful glide of jump. Replaced running with skipping. - Reduced running speed by 50% to compensate for the dangers of fast skipping. - Changed the title of female Warlock to "Witch" for clarity. - Replaced all Witch sparrows with broomsticks. - Bug where cloth robes was providing as much defense as real armor has been fixed. Warlocks now take 500% damage as intended. Hunter - Typo during creation of Hunter invisibility perks: was meant to be "visibility". Reworked to make Hunters visible to all enemies through walls when active. - Cloaks weren't as long as they were intended to be. Increased cloak length by 250%. - Chance of tripping while running increased by 70%. - Past hunter complaints have seen some excellent changes come to pass so we're introducing a new system to aid them in their feedback. - "Hunter Says So" is a new system available during the crucible exclusively for Hunters. Allows the Hunters to make constructive feedback mid game for instant effect. - Feedback is instantly sent to our "code factory" where our 1000 highly trained mice currently working on Destiny 2 will cease development momentarily to code and patch in your suggestions before the end of the match. Titan - Added Defender exclusive emote "Eat popcorn". Can only be used while in a Ward of Dawn. - Shoulder Charge charge time was too fast. Increased channel time to perform a Shoulder Charge by 60% after button press. - Due to positive feedback on the lack of color change for Twilight Garrison, all Titan exotics have been fixed to stay the same color. - Bug with Ward of Dawn allowing it to be used in mid-day fights and night-time fights has been patched. Will now only activate at dawn as intended.
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This made me laugh so much
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That would be -blam!-in hilarious [spoiler]Destiny 2 will have even more[/spoiler]
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You missed the massive amounts of flying fist bs
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Golden gun wrong what about the glitch where the bullets start in the clip they are meant to start out and have lmg reload time
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[quote] Golden Gun Changes - Replaced burning shots with confetti - Replaces all reserve ammo with confetti for duration of game[/quote] OP!!
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[quote] Golden Gun Changes - Replaced burning shots with confetti - Replaces all reserve ammo with confetti for duration of game[/quote] OP!!
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Yes this post again. Bump
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Stormtrance change got me rolling
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Love it, how do u not work for bungie yet, i mean seriously, this will probably have been done anyway😀
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12 RespuestasEditado por zVyndicate: 5/12/2016 8:13:58 AMEDIT: Sorry, just found out he was joking xD
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1 RespuestaThis post gave me a few good laughs, well done sir haha
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1 RespuestaEditado por Darches: 5/13/2016 5:00:21 AMNew Sunbreaker theme?
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Shouldn't Titan Sunbreakers also gain a Turtle shell and a funny walking motion while HoS is active?
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This is the greatest post ever "fixed bug where players could self revive on death"
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1 RespuestaWhy isn't this guy working at bungie already? Lmao
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1 Respuestau forgot #satire and now im taking all this personally and reporting u. git gud. [spoiler]#satire :)[/spoiler]