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Editado por Ebola:
5/11/2016 10:01:56 PM
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Horrible Teacher Stories
So OffTopic, we all have had absolutely horrible teachers at some point in our lives. What have your experiences been?
Here's just one of mine:
[spoiler]So I have this History teacher who is probably the most uneducated teacher I have ever had. His notes are always full of grammar and spelling errors. He also says the dumbest things, and usually it's something he's trying to teach us. A few days ago he asked the class what the name of our solar system is. After about 30 seconds of nobody responding he says "It's also the name of a candy bar". The second he said that I just sit there thinking "Come on, you seriously cannot be this dumb and be teaching large classes of students who will believe anything their teacher says. Then some dumb pregnant girl who failed a world history class says "Is it the Milky Way?". He says yeah and applauds the girl for answering correctly. I wanted to correct him so badly but didn't just because I don't feel like arguing with him. He also always tried to act like he's so tough or something, while he's a very overweight man with gray hair and his desk is covered in boogers the whole way across the bottom(different story, no time). I could go on and on about the other things he's told us, but I'm going to limit it to one more. A week or two ago we were doing something on our school ancient computers, and he tells us about 5 times to make sure we use "Foxfire" instead of "Explore". Everybody was just holding in their laughter over that. That's all for now. [/spoiler]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/203822637/0/0/1]Here's another one of mine[/url]
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Back when I lived in Missouri I had a 3rd grade a racist teacher. Black kids were not allowed to use the restroom. One of my friends pissed himself. I told my mother, and she told all the black parents. Long story short every parent wanted to fight the teacher until she was eventually fired.
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55 RespuestasWe were doing archery in PE and being I am an amputee, I asked the teacher how u would shoot the bow with one arm. He told me that he couldn't help me cause that would be considered "favoritism" towards me and make the other students mad. So for the past three weeks I have been sitting in the back of the gym watching arrows fly longing for a chance to try
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9 RespuestasMy old gym teacher was always too comfortable with many of the girls at my school. There was this one instance last year, my friend and I were warming up. My gym teacher "accidentally" brushed his hand across my butt. He also would "help" other girls stretch, touching their legs and shit. Everyone always noticed him checking out all the girls. It also doesn't help that he looks like he ate another man and has a major receding hairline. My heart goes out to his future students.
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13 RespuestasEditado por Ktan_Dantaktee: 5/11/2016 11:50:07 PMMy teacher once pulled my pants down and started spanking me in the middle of class. Granted, I was like 3 and homeschooled, but still. My mom was an asshole.
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7 RespuestasDuring our civil war unit our 2 grade teacher would talk about how the South should of won and how great they were .I raised my hand and said " if the South won half of us wouldn't even be here how is that good " . then she gets quiet and does nothing then I ask to use the bathroom she says yes I use the bathroom I get back she yells at me for not asking her to use the bathroom
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15 RespuestasEditado por A Spooky Reaper: 5/12/2016 11:42:41 PMThis is more funny than horrible. In 7th grade, I had a math teacher who had to weigh around 320 pounds. She was an ass of a teacher who treated us completely without respect or decency. She would hand out detentions for even speaking in her class. I can still remember her having to sit on two chairs during lunch because she was so overweight. One day she tripped and fell in class. When she hit the ground, the room shook. I'm sure they heard it on the first floor. It was not a normal fall. It was in slow motion and she took a desk, and a student, with her. The entire class fell deathly silent. She was on her back and the female classmate jumped up, horrified. When she tried to roll over onto her stomach, she could not. I involuntarily burst into laughter, and soon after the rest of the class did the same. She had to rock back and forth to gain enough momentum to get onto her stomach. When she finally managed to get on her stomach, she managed to get onto her knees and used a desk to push herself onto her feet. She was bright red and furious. She gave the entire class detentions for disrespect and I received two for "starting the laughter". Best 40 seconds of my middle school experience.
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I once got detention because I closed the door right before the teacher got in. I didn't see her.. I tried telling her that, but she didn't listen.
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Editado por Alpha: 5/14/2016 1:10:34 PMNot really. Every teacher i have met was informative and helpful.
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I got a Lit. teacher that is in LOVE with any and all Jews. In fact, she thought she was Jewish until she was 19, and cried when she found out she was not. On top of that, she firmly believes that Gentiles (non-Jews), are the scum of the earth and are inferior. However, just because she knows my Mom and sees her every day, she thinks I'm a genius and constantly praises my intelligence during class. Not only to I cringe my face off, I have to read everything, and do everything in class because she doesn't think anyone can do it as well as I can. I also participated in the School play, which to her, means I'm a "professional actor" and deserve to read everything in class. I hate that woman with a fiery passion.
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Im fine....JUST 2 MORE WEEKS
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3 RespuestasDon't reply to this
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We had a long-term sub for a history teacher who was literally cancer. He wouldn't teach, instead going on long rants about his mom and zoning laws and how she had a park named after her and how he was so cool and so on He also once said he was really chill with a famous guy (removing name) and the best part was the famous guy's son goes to our school and was in the class. It was clear the teacher was bsing so we were all crying of laughter. He was also a pervert and kept trying to get some of the hot girls to stay after school and "work" with him. But the worst part was... [spoiler][i][b]HE WORE A FEDORA. [/b][/i][/spoiler] We called him mr. hat.
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3 RespuestasPrincipal: Apparently you can't dab on stage when u receive student of the semester
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PE teacher in 8th grade was always handicapping girls. Guys would always be team captains. Assumed all the girls didn't know how to play football. When we did play football you couldn't blitz on girl but you could on a guy.
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1 RespuestaOur 8th grade choir was practicing for a concert and one student stumbled to the ground and violently shaking(seizure) and the choir teacher ignored everyone helping and kept giving directions for the song. After that the teacher just made her sit down for 5 minutes.
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Got a PE teacher who is sexist to girls, I'm a boy but he always say that it's not sexist to call girls weaker than boys. He also give them handicaps which is annoying. Like girls go grab the hockey's sticks first while boys wait, he would also make all the boys give the best lights and tall sticks to girls.
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97 RespuestasNot mine but my friends have a bible teacher that all he does is try and convince the class that masterbation is bad.
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I had a biology teacher who just can't teach for sh!t. Here's how she teaches, she shows up her PowerPoint slides in front of us and starts talking about what's already on the screen. WITH NO PROPER EXPLANATION. The entire class had to deal with her crap and some of us couldn't handle the retardation and slept. She even told us probably by accident that she has not teach for 5 years. My thought was 'why the hell are you still teaching then?'
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1 RespuestaBump for later
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I had an absolutely horrendous Spanish 2 teacher sophomore year and an algebra 2 teacher junior year
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3 RespuestasI was grade 1 And it was my first day at school The teacher wanted me to give him my chair because he didnt have a chair to sit on so i said ok (poor me) The next day i came and he still didnt have a chair and he found me sitting on my chair So he pulled the chair and i fell down on my head and then i opened my eyes again and i saw my father's car floor After that my parents told me that i need to tell them the truth if the teacher did that to me or not What do you expect me to answer? [spoiler]i answered with [b][i][u]NO[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] And the teacher told everyone that i fell just because the chair's quality was bad Then i changed my school and found another teacher who was hitting me everyday But thats a long story so i think one is enough
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I don't actually know this teacher because it was my brothers and my brother believes everything the teacher says. He'd tell me the dumbest things and I'd logically prove them wrong and I guess he went and told the teacher these things. Little to say the teacher hated me, a person he never met
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One time I had this teacher... [spoiler]the end[/spoiler]
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13 RespuestasEditado por LoneBarrel: 5/11/2016 3:59:48 PMI once had this teacher who was the biggest Idiot ever. She taught theater. I was in the class only becuase I know how to build things(Basiclly I built all the sets). So one day I am bulding a couple of tables. And I tell her I am taking a 5min break before I go and finish building the other tables. She sees me and Say "Why aren't you working. Well if you want something done do it yourself." She then takes me saw and tries to cut the legs. She dosent know the saw isn't even connected and it is turned off. She then complains to me saying that My saw is broken. I plug it in and turn it on She then tries to cut the leg of a table and Nearly cuts off my Hand, but still cuts me. Doesn't even say sorry. She then tells me to stop goofing off and get back to work even though she clearly sees me putting on a band-aid. She then tells me I shouldn't be trusted with a saw. Even though she was the one who was using the saw and nearly cut off me hand.
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11 RespuestasI had some truly awful teachers, and I could write a short novel about it but my little Brothers teacher takes the cake. This Teacher for some reason was trying to antagonize my little Brother with mind games. But my little Brother was too smart for him, and flipped the mind games back onto the Teacher. This continued for months on end, when finally the Teacher had a complete melt down. Grabed my Brother by the throat, and lifted him against the wall then proceeded to punch him him over and over. Of course this being the 90's all he got was a paid 2 year suspension, but it didn't matter as he died a couple months later from a heart attack on a treadmill.
