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5/6/2016 3:44:23 PM
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Hey im here to pick up a back order of NaCl for my french fry/happy ending massage haberdashery
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Your order is still processing. Please check back in 3 years. Your business is very important.
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I don't think you want to be jerked off with salt.
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Im running a respectable business here.. People come here to get massages while getting fries shoved in their face. We have a cult following
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Getting jerked off with salt sounds very similar to those questionable BJs in high school from the chick with braces...you gotta REALLY want to get that nut because it sure isn't enjoyable otherwise.
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Why else would someone come to my place? It aint for the spuds
