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publicado originalmente en:The Digital Dojo
4/30/2016 3:27:28 PM
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*you feel lightheaded, then you realize you're in a bloodstained room, Mortar has a throwing knife in his heart, and the Deity is passed out against a wall*
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*Extends neck sucking the all of the blood through the flower* "Oh dead people..." *Tries to pull out the throwing knife*
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*The blood is acidic so it burns you to the touch* **Mortar is dead, but you think you hear the corpse cough.* *Then you hear it cough again, and again. It is coughing up blood.* *It stops coughing, then violently throws up heaps of flesh, organs, bones, muscle, etc, until all of it's insides are out* *The heap of insides suddenly stands erect, becoming a bipedal mound of stuff* The Gardener? What are you doing here?
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"You look really tasty like that" *mucus and saliva bubbling out of my flower*
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I'd say you too, but I'm not in the mood for a salad. *Skin crawls over the flesh, and shortly after, my armor*
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"Hmmmmmm so what's the deal here?"
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This... This is my old home. *you look outside to see a gruesome city. Nobody is alive, many corpses ripped open, and the city is all painted crimson red*
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"Hm what happened?" *looks hungrily at bodies* "Can I? ... Just 1"
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Go ham.
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*runs off screeching happily*
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*facepalms* I will never get plants.
