Is it because we have on-staff plastic surgeons constantly giving us bigger body parts and superior tummy-tucks? Is it because we dug for gold but only found Eddie Murphy with a paper bag on his head? Who knows, but whatever it is, its PISSING BUNGIE OFF. You're probably missing something really important in your current sad, pathetic life that is probably waiting within the confines of the Laker Cheer Squad group chat. It's too bad that I will personally assure that hundreds of you will not receive that last final little jerk that will throw you into an unimaginable ecstasy. 9 YEARS AND COUNTING WOW HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG???